Social Media guy. Podcaster (@FSDPod). Former Head of Sport at @UNILAD, now Head of Social Media at @TheSportSocial. #NUFC. Cumbria born, Manchester drawn.
Manchester, UK
Joined September 2010
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Teacher: “Stop swinging on the back of your chair, you’ll fall”
Me at the back of class:
#SASWhoDaresWins
I queued behind Chris & John (for nearly 4 hrs), heard @johnsteeledm’s story and thought if he meets the criteria (he did), his story will take him to the show because it’s great TV and exactly what the event needs for impact. To see the final lineup makes a mockery of it all.
Seeing Fallon Sherrock make the final is the biggest joke, but 3 of the finalists being already sponsored by @TargetDarts tells you what this event was, albeit Trojan horsed into something else. Nearly 1700 queued for what purpose? A 10% discount off tickets for the live show? 😂
So much wrong with #NUFC right now, and most of it seems easily fixable. Botman and Thiaw horrific at CB, MFP useless up front, Wissa ineffective at AM, Murphy anonymous as ever on the right. Coventry allowed us to attack them, weren’t hard to break down and we conceded four 🤯
Fernandez-Pardo awful in the first half but only Newcastle would pay £50m+ for a player who clearly does his best work from the wing (left) and play him as a lone striker with a striker (Wissa) in a number 10 role behind him. Makes zero sense. #NUFC
Buy a #FuryJoshua ticket for ONLY £13,128 if you can get past the 500k people (and bots) in the queue 😂
The #MCFC admin watching a “happy birthday Sun Jihai” tweet mysteriously get 300k+ impressions within two hours
Ladies and gentlemen this could be one of the top nights on football twitter. Up there with Samir Nasri’s drip doctors scandal. #MCFC
We need a rule with broadcasters that you get at least £15 back if you paid £25 for a PPV that lasts less than ten minutes. #GarciaBenn
That’s the end of us then 🤦🏻♂️
#NUFC
🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7397441…
Australia bringing on Mat Ryan especially for a penalty shootout (in place of one of the best goalies in the tournament) and him saving 0/4 probably wasn’t the issue you needed to deal with when you’re sending an 18 year old up there to score one 😂 #AUSEGY
Someone gonna need to explain to me why Madueke’s shouting “vamos” to fire the crowd up 😂 #ENGCRO
Mundane moan about the World Cup:
The main camera operators have been absolutely shite this tournament. So many times you want to see up the pitch and the camera has the man with the ball dead centre so you can’t see where his forward options are. Happening a lot in #ENGCRO