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I hate to say I warned you. But I warned you. What happened last night should be a wake-up call. It wasn't because Democrats cheated. It wasn't because accounts on X started criticizing Trump and the GOP a month before the election. It happened because President Trump and the Republican Party failed to deliver on what mattered most to the American people. Did you hear what I just f'n said? THEY FAILED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! For the last four to six months, all I heard on X was the same recycled bullshit from the MAGA influencers. "Pass the SAVE Act!" "John Thune needs to go!" "Trump has historic support!" Kiss my red, white and blue blooded ass! And because these f'n frauds kept repeating the same talking points, everyone else on X convinced themselves that everything was wonderful. But here's what some of you desperately need to understand. X IS NOT REAL LIFE. If I walked up to 100 random Americans and asked them who Libs of TikTok or Dr. Clown was, I'd bet 99 of them wouldn't have a fcking clue what I was talking about. And the 100th would probably ask me if Dr. Clown was accepting new patients. That's how disconnected from reality some accounts on here have become. They think because somebody has 2 million followers on X, they're a household name. Meanwhile, the average American couldn't pick these people out of a police lineup if their life depended on it. Nobody at the grocery store gives a shit about the latest viral AI video. Nobody at the gas pump is celebrating because an X influencer got 10,000 reposts. INTERNET CELEBRITIES ARE NOT AMERICA. You know what I saw outside of X? I saw exhausted Americans. People with bags under their eyes. People stressed about their mortgages. People struggling to afford groceries. People watching their savings disappear. People working their asses off and still falling behind. People looking at their bank accounts and wondering how the hell they're going to make it through another month. And I kept hearing the same heartbreaking sentence. "I don't know what I'm going to do." THAT was the America I was talking about. THAT was the American who voted last night. Not the America you see in your carefully curated timeline. And for the last month, I tried telling you about how ordinary Americans were reaching their breaking point. And what happened? You called me a traitor. You told me I wasn't a real conservative. You attacked me for daring to criticize our president. You treated legitimate concerns about people's financial struggles like some kind of betrayal. Well, guess what? You can silence criticism inside your little MAGA bubble, but you cannot silence reality outside of it. I'm pissed off because I saw the warning signs, spoke up about them, and watched people attack anyone who dared acknowledge them. And now some of those same people are looking everywhere for someone to blame. Here's my message. Stop blaming everyone who warned you and start holding the people in power accountable. Because here's the reality that no social media cheerleading can change. Americans don't pay their mortgages with political slogans. They don't fill their refrigerators with presidential approval posts. And they sure as hell don't pay their electric bills with stupid f'n AI videos mocking Democrats. These MAGA grfiters spent months telling people how great America was doing. But voters spent those same months wondering how they were going to survive. And that disconnect is exactly what I've been trying to tell you about. You can win every argument on X and still lose touch with the country. Because at the end of the day, Americans don't live inside your timeline. They live inside their budgets.

Kamala Harris debuts new motivational quote: “Never let someone else’s limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition. Let me repeat that...”

#EAGLES FANS ARE FURIOUS WITH THE TEAM’S MEDICAL STAFF OVER THE JALEN HURTS SITUATION. Several professional athletes have been sidelined for extended periods or ruled out for the remainder of their seasons after being diagnosed with serious blood clot conditions. #NFL players: • Christian Barmore: Missed 10 games in 2024. • David Quessenberry: Missed the entire 2014 season following a pulmonary embolism. #NBA players: • Victor Wembanyama: Ruled out for the season. • Brandon Ingram: Ruled out for the season. • Ausar Thompson: Ruled out for the season. • Chris Bosh: Sidelined for the remainder of the 2014-15 season. Meanwhile, Hurts was initially cleared to play despite being diagnosed with a superficial blood clot, before further testing revealed more serious clots. While the medical circumstances differ, fans are questioning how the situation was handled. Just feel awful for Jalen. 🙏

President Trump says he has told his people not to go after Obama, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden because the presidency is “sacred.”

🚨 HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!🚨 Even the police 👮 are running in France. At what point do the police do some….policing?

Pedro Sampaio & Ricky Martin just rocked the Rio halftime performance 🤯 #NFLonDAZN #NFLRioGame

Justin Verlander says goodbye to his teammates And then holds his daughter’s hand as he leaves the mound 🥹

The #Falcons hoped that having Michael Penix Jr in at QB would make all the difference. Big night in Green Bay. They do look like a different team.

Brian Cole Jr. has autism, no criminal record and no connection to J6. He’s in prison without bail for planting the Capitol Hill pipe bombs. His parents think he’s been framed. We agree. 0:00 The Arrest of Brian Cole Jr. 3:34 The FBI's Raid on Cole's House 11:38 The FBI Investigation and Strange Phone Number 14:36 When Did the Cole Family Find Out What Their Son Was Charged With? 17:16 Brian’s Morning Routine and Job at the Family Business 19:29 What Is Brian Like? 25:14 Was Brian Interested in Politics or Involved in J6? 34:42 Why Is Brian Being Held Without Bond? 37:35 The Strange Coincidences 40:43 Why Doesn’t Trump’s J6 Pardon Apply to Brian? 41:24 The Ridiculous Weapons of Mass Destruction Charge 46:06 Does Anyone in the Federal Government Truly Believe This? 51:04 Has Anyone Come Out in Defense of the Cole Family? 52:02 The Impact This Has Had on the Cole Family

AJ Brown's first catch as a Patriot

Status alert: Sam Darnold (leg) headed to medical tent Wednesday.

A statement regarding the results of tonight's game between Michigan and Western Michigan.