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AB went from arguably the best wide receiver in the NFL, like the actual National Football League, to threatening to throw gummy dicks at his ex-agent and @AdamSchefter in less than a year via twitter.
Make the documentary ASAP @netflix
AB went from arguably the best wide receiver in the NFL, like the actual National Football League, to threatening to throw gummy dicks at his ex-agent and @AdamSchefter in less than a year via twitter.
Make the documentary ASAP @netflix
Translation: Since my agent Drew Rosenhaus dropped me, I have decided that the NFL and anyone involved is trying to finish me off for good.
Translation: Free all of my black brothers who are locked up. We are the ones targeted by police officers more than anyone else! Praying for Odell Beckham as the police are looking to arrest him for slapping an officers ass.
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"Twitter is considering a feature that will allow users to tip—sending each other money from their tweets" bit.ly/2NCtgN9
Me about to fall asleep thinking AB was in relax mode for the night...but then getting called into work at 12am.
AB thought he was slick and could avoid the translator.
Translation: I’m so happy seeing all of my former teams out of the playoffs. You tried to hurt me but now you all failed. Look at me now, I’m an underground rapper and a legend on twitter! Take that NFL!
This can be interpreted in two ways.
Translation one: I just took the Browns to the Super Bowl in Madden.
Translation Two: I just took a shit in my toilet, or my Super Bowl, which resembles the Browns franchise.
It was a good run, good luck Coach, I pray that one day my son can get a spot on your team. @3YearLetterman
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It’s very important to note that Ju Ju actually had 552 receiving yards this year. This is the hard part about translating AB; even when you know he’s wrong, you have to be wrong with him. Tough part of the job.
Replying to @AB84
Translation: Instead of calling him Ju Ju, I’m going to call him Boo Boo. You were really under 500 receiving yards this year after coming at me, learn some respect you bum.








