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THE Burger King

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 Baltimore, MD
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Joined September 2009
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Girl are you a hybrid 'cause I can't remember life Prius.
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Spring forward, fall backstreet's back
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The Pumpkin Spice channel is just like the Spice channel except that everyone fucks pumpkins.
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Jets Make Bald Move #NFL
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Some porcupines got into our sheep barn over the weekend. When we came in this morning, we had a bunch of freshly-knit sweaters.
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More like Pen Diddy.
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We installed a swear jar to help curb our potty-mouthed parrots before realizing they have no concept of commerce and no way of earning money.
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Tried giving our alpaca The Rachel but she wound up looking more like an Emo Nick Nolte.
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Good news...
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that an Oasis reunion tour would last more than one show.
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Fucked around with Gwen Stefani and found Doubt.
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What should I name my The Pretenders cover band?
33%The Pretenders (get it?)
22%The Pretenders Pretenders
44%The Pretenderers
0%The Pretenderses
9 votes • Final results
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Me: *sits down to eat* My dog: I HAVE TO GO POOP RIGHT NOW!
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Thank you for your analysis, CNN, but I think it was already pretty obvious who lost the debate last night. (The entire country.)
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Robert F Kennedy Jr. watching the debate.
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US Olympic trials, but for presidential nominees.
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My favorite movie about a blowjob thief is Hudson Hawk Tuah.
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WOAH
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[Interview] Manager: It says here you discovered the element of Cargonium. What's that? Me: It's what cargo pants and shorts are made from. Manager: I think we're done here. Me: Wait! We didn't get to Dadbodium.
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Finally have enough Father's Day ties to make a noose.
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Schmrrrlex@alexlumaga23 Nov 2021
for god so loved the world, he sent jimmy to eat it
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