Bossy, sarcastic ginger marries an engineer who thinks he's funny, then writes about it. He has to tell me he loves me every time he says something stupid.
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Chase McCann retweeted
Imagine building your entire career on pretending you understand the market and being undone by the people that call them stonks.
Chase McCann retweeted
Suddenly a global pandemic is no longer the most chaotic thing going on right now.
Well done 2021.
Chase McCann retweeted
Just our luck that this is the one country we won’t send the military into to restore democracy
Chase McCann retweeted
I tell my cat “I know” whenever she meows but I’m gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea
Chase McCann retweeted
"President Trump was following my condition and cleared me for the monoclonal antibody therapy that he had previously received, which I am convinced saved my life.” Wonder how families of the 1,900 who died today feel when they see stuff like this. npr.org/sections/coronavirus…
Chase McCann retweeted
Donald Trump is the first one-term president in almost thirty years, and the only one to be both impeached and lose the popular vote twice.
Chase McCann retweeted
Biden transition team is currently googling “how to remove fake gold plating from toilets”
Chase McCann retweeted
It’s pretty funny to me that for the rest of his life Rudy Giuliani has to lie down to tuck his shirt in just in case someone is watching.
Chase McCann retweeted
QAnon is like if the flying monkeys watched the wicked witch scream and melt while whispering, “Don’t worry, this is exactly what she wanted. This is definitely part of the plan.”
Chase McCann retweeted
“Between a sex shop and a crematorium” is honestly the best summary of Trump’s career
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Chase McCann retweeted
I’m not considering reaching across any aisles until the other side believes every one of my friends and family have a right to exist and love who they please.
Chase McCann retweeted
Now the real work begins.
To beat this pandemic.
To rebuild our economy.
To root out systemic racism in our justice system and society.
To combat the climate crisis.
To heal the soul of our nation.
The road ahead won't be easy. But America is ready. And so are @JoeBiden and I.
Chase McCann retweeted
No, we have a Senate to win.
I'm looking at you, #Georgia!
@fairfightaction
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