Apsara

Real testament to our bozo political class that the new censorship around what we're able to consume & do to one another is so vague and nonsensical no one even knows what's illegal (including the bozo legislators!) until it eventually gets tested in court

The oats, cane sugar & shochu in my gut fighting amongst themselves to see how upright I am at the end of the 3pm kickoff

All sex that doesn't happen through a hole in a sheet banned by 2030

East Coast Main Line Supremacy

Could tell them guy behind the counter had been gagging to ask someone "how's the head?" all day (the head was great, thanks)

No way is it controversial to acknowledge that matchgoing fans have a symbiotic relationship with their clubs, and being a fan of somewhere you have no ties to is more akin to being like those people who got really, really into Game of Thrones when it was on - right??

Turns out you can just order both types of the herbal tea you can't decide between w your dinner and no one will stop you

Watching Sex and the City out of mainly curiosity... Sarah Jessica Parker has just compared the social differences between married and unmarried people to The Troubles. This episode aired two months after the Good Friday Agreement.

Having war (lockdown) flashbacks watching a game w no fans in the stadium, v spooky

This bar has played Talking Heads and Es Sheeran in the same pint... raze it to the ground