888 bookmarks on his original post, you’re all fucking ghouls!
Still, looks like he decided to go out all guns blazing so I’m in fellow ghouls 🍿🍿🍿
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This faggot is taking us to war.
Let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
“Be ready by having some everyday essentials… three litres of water per person per day, tinned goods... to last a few days”
Speaking to @vicderbyshire, Defence Secretary Wes Streeting details advice to households to be prepared for a “dangerous and turbulent world”.
#Newsnight
“The government has drawn up recommendations for households to have three days' worth of bottled water and tinned food to deal with a crisis such as a war, an online attack or a natural disaster.”
I for one am looking forward to the three day war, online attack or natural disaster heading our way.
That’s the difference a Labour government makes.
Burnham suggests stocking up on tinned food and bottled water bbc.in/4jVhbCH
What I see when prawns are on the menu. I’ll never understand why you people eat these.
Not in a PETA way, just urgh, fucking gross man.
Me listening to GB News FM on the way to work
Lurpak spreadable it says on the packet, when you get it out of the fridge it rips your bread to bits.
I’m not having that.
From April 2027 if your spreadable butter ruins your sandwich Lurpak owe you 50p.
That’s the difference a Labour government makes.
Family of fat cunts sat outside McDonald’s at the airport. Literally just stood up and walked off when they’d finished.
Fat sacks of shit.
Fuuuuuuuucking hell. I’ve just seen two of the best looking lesbians I’ve ever seen.
Had fat munters holding hands here all week but these two were proper porn style ones.
Update, it’s not shit.
Being a weatherman is the easiest job in the world. You just make shit up and it doesn’t matter if you’re right or wrong.
Ay yo @elonmusk, can we go back to having all four photos/memes showing under our tweets rather than scrolling from left to right to see them?
It’s ruining the best meme format on here. Come on bruv, you know it makes sense.