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big dick bottoms are so cute like aww you got all that dick but don’t wanna use it #adorable
What is he doing at the @kinkmen hq? 😍🤓
How tf do you live in the US and not even know that there’s an election tomorrow? I don’t even live in the US and I know there’s an election tomorrow. Embarrassing!
bad homo retweeted
nothing prepares you for expecting brit to just be a singles artist with haphazard albums like her other 2000s peers and then listening to her albums for the first time. a pop auteur idc idc
It’s so funny to me that the day I look up Britney live performances on dvd, I dream that I’m flirting with a man that works in a film and music store during a nap 😂 my mind works fast
It feels like everyone is trimming or shaving in Europe and I don’t know how long I can keep it going as a hairy boy and not succumb to the pressure 😔
Got a new t-shirt and wore to trivia night! 💕(still lost)
Also, thanks to oomf for helping me pick which underwear to wear
Life lately:
Being more secure and finding joy in the kinks and types of men you like ☺️ ➡️ not finding anyone that fits that where you live 😔 ➡️ finding (many!) men that does fit it online 😍 ➡️ them shunning you for living too far away 😭
Rinse and repeat 🔁
This morning on my way to work, I saw a guy with a small neck tattoo and he was so effortlessly sexy, I almost crashed my bike 😮💨

















