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Laura, Connor, Rose and Buzz.. Views are my own

Godley, England
Joined April 2009
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The C**t Song by Steve Coogan This is the heartwarming, wholesome content your timeline needs.
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🤕 You quite often get stoppages in play for injuries during football but yesterday’s stoppage was not for your typical football injury as @BamberBridgeFC defender Adam Dodd was struck in the face by a flying water bottle!🥤 Non league at its finest 🤣🤣 #NonLeague
[35’] - There’s a break in play as a Bamber Bridge player has gone down with no one around him. He is receiving treatment from both physio’s 🟡 1-0 ⚪️ #UTA
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Go on Joel laaaad
Replying to @Droylsden_FC
Who's got your vote? 🩸
40%Jordan Hadlow
45%Joel Ankers
15%Elliot Fenton
267 votes • Final results
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Andy Turner retweeted
Farmer Jim sells chickens #Brassic ⁦@skytv⁩ ⁦@archiekelly⁩
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Anyone who accepts a so called award from this government or royal family is a cunt. #HappyNewYear
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𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘! 🏆 This evening @AvroFC take on @hydeunited in the first round of the Frank Hannah Premier Cup. Kick-off is at 19:45 and as our 'tie of the round' can be watched for FREE on our YouTube channel 📺 #MFAPremierCup | #AVRHYD

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Slapped arse prick
''That is a disgrace''. Glenn McGrath, after Ben Duckett was given not out. Look at Phil Tufnell 😂
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T20 Thursday away @StalybridgeCC. Bridge won the toss and bowled. We set 237 to win. G.ash 43, C.Williams 59, Jonny 41 and Ben 32 top scorers. Stalybridge fell a few short
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They get into this position year on year, they will win it at some point, to good not to imo....
🎙️ Reporter: “Are Manchester United fans afraid of Manchester City winning the treble?” 🎙️ Pep Guardiola: “They don't have to be afraid, we are neighbors, neighbors are always nice to each other.” #MCFC #MUFC
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Marske 3-0 Stalybridge (Boyes 54')
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54’ | Goal Marske. #MUFC 3-0 #SCFC
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Marske lead! A perfect through ball finds Bosh and our no.9 lifts it over the keeper to make it 1-0!
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50’ GOOOOOOOALLL Fearnley with a great strike!! 2-1 Hyde
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41’ GOOOALLLLL Ditchfield finds the bottom corner!! 1-1
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Andy Turner retweeted
Just stood in the worst dog shit in the history of standing in dogshit. It’s come through the holes and everything ☹️🤣🤣🤣🤣
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GOAL Brighton 1-0 Crystal Palace (15 mins) Kaoru Mitoma plays in Solly March who finishes in neat fashion #BHACRY
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Yeah! what Oier said
Replying to @OfficialFPL
So basically you failed to do your job in time, as we all knew it was March's goal on Saturday. Harrison even said it after the match. It is annoying and disrespectful to everyone who spends time on the game.
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"Of course they're a big club in Newcastle!" "They are not a big club anywhere else!" 😮 Simon Jordan is adamant that #NUFC are not viewed as a big club outside of Newcastle. 👀
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Fair play, they were due to be on the right end of a close one
What other sport can generate such conflicting emotions? #testcricket #cricket
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