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Replying to @bmarcello @finebaum
If everything is so rosy with SEC officiating, open up the replay booth to viewers like other major conferences. @GregSankey
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Senate rules require federal office space. Instead, CHUCK SCHUMER leases a suite in a luxury Midtown tower surrounded by the private equity donors bankrolling him.
You pay the pricey rent. Wall Street gets the access. Private equity keeps their loopholes.
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Watching so many of my fellow believers in Christ insist this man would somehow bring about a resurgence of biblical values has been one of the most bizarre and disturbing things I’ve ever witnessed
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If capitalism is so great, why do corporations need so many tax breaks, subsidies, exemptions, grants, legal protections, bailouts, and trade protections?
When citizens need these things, why is it socialism?
If releasing the Epstein files puts the security of the nation at risk, that means the security of the nation is already compromised.
Releasing the files will expose how it is compromised and lead to corrections.
Speaker Mike Johnson claims the Epstein files can’t be released unredacted because they contain intelligence-agency material that falls under national security.
He says it’s dangerous to force the DOJ to declassify documents they didn’t create, especially when they involve other agencies like the CIA or NSA.
Johnson warns that releasing the Epstein files unredacted would put national security at risk.
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I just bought a $1999 refrigerator.
It would have been about $1649 if not for the federal tariffs tax which I (not “South Korea”) paid.
I also paid $155 in sales tax.
Total cost $2154. Of which 25% is tariff tax and sales tax.
To pay for it, I had to earn $3,420 in gross salary, of which $1266 went to fed and state taxes.
So for $3,420 in labor I got a refrigerator worth $1,649 (48%).
52% went to the government in taxes.
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1/ I'll explain exactly how this happened because I'm the person at Forbes who calculates these numbers.
This is going to take some unraveling, but here's a spoiler: The president's answer here is nonsense.
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The South Carolina Gamecocks are named after a Revolutionary War general the British couldn’t catch.
In 1780, the British captured Charleston and seemed to have South Carolina beaten. Thomas Sumter, a retired militia officer, was out of the war until the British burned his plantation.
Sumter raised his own band of backcountry fighters and went to war. He was a master at guerrilla warfare. He raided, ambushed, struck British outposts. Then vanished, again and again.
According to tradition, the British gave him his nickname, saying he fought like a gamecock, the fighting rooster that never quits.
At Blackstock’s Farm in November 1780, he fended off Banastre Tarleton himself.
The name stuck. Around 1900, a Columbia newspaper started calling the University of South Carolina’s football team the Gamecocks after him and it became official.
The university carries on his legacy every Saturday on the football field.













