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(Since he was born yesterday, this still works) Asher James Bloom, I am your father
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#Survivor Perhaps the wildest thing about this series of events: Lewis going through Carter's bag on Day 6 ended up saving his life on Day 10
The more I think about the exact set of events that had to happen for Linnea to go, the more insanely improbable it sounds #Survivor
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Some other facts, since I’ve seen questions in the comments: -The longest streak of men being voted out in #Survivor is 7 in San Juan Del Sur (not counting Julie’s quit, from Dale to Jon) -The longest streak of men being voted out from the beginning is Cagayan with 3
#Survivor 51 has officially made history as the longest streak of women being voted out with 6. The record before this belongs to Fiji, where the first 5 boots were all women
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The more I think about the exact set of events that had to happen for Linnea to go, the more insanely improbable it sounds #Survivor
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#Survivor 51 has officially made history as the longest streak of women being voted out with 6. The record before this belongs to Fiji, where the first 5 boots were all women
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#Survivor51 For those who were confused why Lewis got to vote in the revote (myself included when I first watched this). They changed the rules so now if you have something that gives you more voting power (like an Extra Vote), you can participate in the revote, even if you’re tied We saw Cirie do this last season on the Emily vote
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#Survivor51 Week 5 Farmers Update: -Lewis is using one of his rings to try to pass it off as a “Blood Idol” to blackmail Sharonda into voting with him -Maggie just gave 2 Extra Votes to the other tribe to try to force a rock draw against Linnea -Carter is assumingly tilling the fields
Ok now I see why people have been wanting farmers on #Survivor for years because these 3 are some of the most entertaining characters of the season
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All Alexis needs to do to see if she has to play her Shot in the Dark is figure out if Devin named the chicken after her as well #Survivor51
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Jenna reveals whether she thinks she was truly "swap screwed" on #Survivor51 Full interview: parade.com/tv/jenna-doore-su…
Jenna opens up to me about whether she feels she was "swap screwed" on #Survivor51, how she survived the first vote (and promptly flipped on Patt), and how the game helped her reconcile the heartbreak from her divorce: parade.com/tv/jenna-doore-su…
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Jenna opens up to me about whether she feels she was "swap screwed" on #Survivor51, how she survived the first vote (and promptly flipped on Patt), and how the game helped her reconcile the heartbreak from her divorce: parade.com/tv/jenna-doore-su…
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Alexis after Jenna votes her out of #Survivor51
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This random Brady/Eric interaction is killing me #Survivor51
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Still more game than Corbin TBH #Survivor51
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Ok now I see why people have been wanting farmers on #Survivor for years because these 3 are some of the most entertaining characters of the season
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Jeff at this tribe swap #Survivor51
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