Husband & Father | Asset Manager & Investment Advisor | Fan of @RunPureSports | Chiefs, Huskers, Royals | 95% of what I tweet is sarcasm

Nebraska
Joined December 2017
alright I gotta admit this bit is hilarious 馃槶馃槶馃槶 back to winning next week though 馃槀
Saxophone reveal got me in TEARS 馃槀馃槀
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Harrison Butker makes $7,000,000 a year
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If Nebraska loses this weekend Troy Dannen could do the funniest thing ever
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Nope. But I absolutely hate political spam text.
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This has to be the most insane slander video behind that Bo Nix one
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Falcons better not get any ideas
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This post has 27 million views 馃槶馃槶馃槶
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The Wizards have a winning record for the first time in 1,423 days 馃く Washington鈥檚 season-opening win puts the team above .500 for the first time since Nov. 28, 2022.
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in honor of the Magic playing the Hawks tonight - TBT to Al Horford's younger brother 馃槀
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*checks notes* Lost by a billion
Yaxel Lendeborg on Luka Doncic: "I had a lot of respect for him ... but being in there first hand, watching all the whining and complaining, I lost all respect for him." (馃帴 via @anthonyVslater)
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97% owned Ty Jerome hitting logo threes blind folded we are so back 馃敟馃敟馃敟
Ty Jerome with some of the most ridiculous shot making you will ever see in your life
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watching Kings @ Clippers at 1030pm tonight like
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live look at me wanting to full stack bucks/wizards 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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over $10,000,000,000 has been spent on political ads during midterms . . . just an insane waste of money imo
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No Andre Drummond No Cash 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Nathan Fielder鈥檚 Asian accent has me crying 馃槶
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Man I鈥檓 so glad this isn鈥檛 my guy @Jthayesjr 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
Honey wake up, BYU fans are doing weird shit on the internet again
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