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owen

@APercolatedFish

the moon’s a skull, i think it’s grinning

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Joined February 2025
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Michael Carrick has just devoured some spotted dick on this train home....he looks utterly satisfied!
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Blue Tsunami just to run it back with Kamala
Gavin 🌲 (@Gavin2Hell) profile pictureGavin 🌲@Gavin2HellNov 4
I dare Kamala Harris to make a presidential bid in 2028 son LMFAO
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Transgender surgeries on illegal aliens will resume tomorrow by 5am
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🕸️@XPJHX1Nov 4
Wanted to check current election results and opened the RealApp off instinct
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I live in Michigan and considered voting for both Mike Rogers and Abdul El-Sayed. In the end I decided to write-in someone who could unite both sides, Pat McAfee. Let’s all pour up a double shot of whiskey and celebrate democracy! 🥃 🥃
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Had a dream my hairline was back! Woke up and went to bathroom, turned on light slowly. Same ol story. Damn! Lol #wishfulthinking
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The camera panning to Taylor Walls
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MLB playoff commercials be like: Gambling ad Gambling ad Sydney Sweeney naked Gambling ad Erectic dysfunction medication Gambling ad Liberty Biberty GLP-1 drug that sounds like a Pokémon Gambling ad
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Ł™️@lamzsznOct 26
Just shouted “SHE’S 15” at the ballon d’or ceremony and Mane turned around
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New PFP. 🤙
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Santos and tielemans half time talk
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𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 🔙 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺 😅 #throwback
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We all know what I was up against now….I was taking on the avengers of a different calibre and still making man dance….(Ignore the song choice 🤣)
Yannick Bolasie (@YannickBolasie) profile pictureYannick Bolasie
@YannickBolasie18 Feb 2021
𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 🔙 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺 😅 #throwback
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Just got off the phone with Kirk.. God is Good 🙏🏾
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The Woah Vicky account was sold early 2023 to a private equity firm owned by Peter Thiel
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I’m all for teams doing whatever they fan to create a home field advantage, but the Brewers putting an ad behind home plate promoting a website telling fans to boo the Padres’ starting pitcher is a little classless imo
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Complex
@ComplexSep 29
PlaqueBoyMax Says He Used to Twerk in the Mirror: ‘We’ve All Done This’ Details: complex.com/pop-culture/a/ba…
PlaqueBoyMax Says He Used to Twerk in the Mirror: ‘We’ve All Done This’

ALT PlaqueBoyMax Says He Used to Twerk in the Mirror: ‘We’ve All Done This’

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@MrDtAFCSep 29
Replying to @City_Chief
This has no relevance, but I have time today. The difference between Man City and me is that I was found guilty and took the punishment handed down to me. I haven’t spent years trying to cover it up, not cooperating, and using dirty money to try and hide the truth. Your sentence is coming. Don’t run away from it.
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Some nigga put 6 in the tank . Fly high
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CHARLIE KIRK DOUBLES THE LEAD!! 54' |🔴2-0🔵| #Alty
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