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Good old fashioned Mexican standoff
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Replying to @voteblue8888
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Tutti pronti per stasera? #Halloween2026
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The Sun has only 22 galactic orbits left. Earth races around the Sun at ~67,000 mph (107,000 km/h), giving us our familiar 365.25-day year and changing seasons. But the Sun is in motion too, hurtling through the Milky Way at ~514,000 mph (828,000 km/h) on a grand orbit around the galactic center. One complete lap, known as a cosmic year, takes roughly 225–230 million years. When the Sun finished its most recent galactic orbit, the earliest dinosaurs were just beginning to roam Earth. Since its birth ~4.6 billion years ago, our star has completed about 20 such orbits. Stellar models predict the Sun will keep fusing hydrogen in its core for another ~5 billion years before it swells into a red giant and eventually fades into a white dwarf. At its current orbital speed, that leaves roughly 22 more laps around the Milky Way. Each cosmic year sweeps the entire Solar System tens of thousands of light-years across the galaxy, through dense spiral arms rich with star-forming regions, past ancient globular clusters, and amid countless other stars. Continents drift, mountains rise and erode, entire species evolve and vanish, all within a tiny fraction of one galactic circuit. Human civilization, from the first cities to today’s digital age, has existed for less than 0.001% of a single cosmic year. We are passengers on a star halfway through its ~10-billion-year galactic journey across a 100,000-light-year-wide disk, witnessing just the briefest sliver of one ongoing lap in an unimaginably vast cosmic dance.
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Jordan Love leads the league in passing yards and TDs. He is doing this with the 32nd ranked oline, kicker and run game. His team also leads the league in penalties and drops by a large margin. The Packers are 5-3, if this isn’t what “most valuable player” means then what is?
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When Monster Mash comes on this Halloween, just remember: The guy who sang it looked like this the entire time 👀
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True 🤣 🤣 🤣 💯
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👏😂😂
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That pretty much sums it up. #MAGACult
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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What I love about 1st ammendment auditors is how they educate so many Karen's. I'm not a fan of the ones who instigate problems it defeats the purpose.
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You’re in a cult!
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Be atheist. Be happy ❤️
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Replying to @Nguyen_anime3
He is round and orange. He has a better chance being a basketball than playing with one.
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Trump supporter: “We don’t need socialism in this country”

Jason Selvig: “And what is socialism?” TS: “Look what the Democrats are doing. They’ll raise your taxes. They don’t give a shit about the American people” JS: “And what is socialism?” TS: “Look what they’re doing to America. You have all these environmentalist people, they stopped drilling oil wells” JS: “And what is socialism?”
 TS: “Well look what the Democrats are doing, it’s plain and simple” JS: “But what is the definition of socialism?” TS: “I don’t need to go into big words or whatever. I’m just telling you, we don’t need it in America”
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