grogor

make a wish

maybe I should move to NYC and beg people to let me work on their films + “do standup”

wait exactly

How do I become passably smart again

I need time off work to Look at large men on my phone And play Dark Souls

idk who ivy wolk is and I’ll be mad if anyone changes that for me

I’m rewatching Marry Me

I’m about to #rewatch Marry Me starring Jennifer Lopez

Threw a horror movie on and then hid under the covers on my phone for the entirety of its runtime not because it was scary but because it was boring and I didn’t want to watch it

I miss Kelly-Anne RedRooms so much

Soooo many people need to be killed violently (their bloodlines included) that it’s honestly inane to try to list them out now

It’s been a few years since I’ve felt like Making anything and the feeling hasn’t returned but I do find myself daydreaming about being Peers In The Industry with like, [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]

Just saw maybe one of the stupidest takes I’ve ever had the misfortune to be exposed to

Touched something too hot at work but I had food in my mouth so I waited until I was finished chewing and swallowed before saying “yowch!” #manners #politenessweek

hello ?

boymanager is quitting because the women and gay men here haven’t been sexually harassing him enough #sorry

grow up

I think I would have done really well as the well-read and thoughtful but eccentric priest of a small 17th century parish, especially because I am humbly not hot enough to induce sexual psychosis and thus be accused of cavorting with the devil