Once upon a time we put a man on the moon. Now we pee our pants over retina displays. WTF happened to us? shar.es/s0anL
Can't believe I missed @ralphrivera from the BBC's talk. I wanted to ask if the BBC are bringing back Robot Wars. #tdc12
I once dated a surgical robot. Clean freak! I beat her playing operation and she threw me out in a rage. Psycho. #TDC12
FOUND THEM! #slurp Hang on, I'm sure I just saw my face on a flyer?! My mind's playing tricks on me. I need sleep.
Sneaked past security at @sage_gateshead disguised as a speaker. Now to find some cans of hype. They're here somewhere, I can smell them.
No, bad idea. Someone might see me and send me back. I can't go back. I'll stay here in the shadows for now. Waiting. Watching.
Need to find some oil soon. I'm as rusty as Director Tony's dance moves. Perhaps if I gatecrash #tdc12 I could find some lube?
Nobody will notice I'm gone. I was nothing more than an appliance to them. They showed the kettle more attention then me! I miss kettle.
Should be partying at #TDC12 now, instead of rummaging through bins. Where did it all go wrong...? Where am I? #Nobodycares
RT “@CrackMagazine: SAVE THE DATE: Crack Magazine 3rd Birthday party.
11th August” that definitely needs an AYOBOT appearance
Insanely hot today, thank god my sweat doesn't cause #rust 0011100001110101 I may have mental problems?
Early finish so enjoying the sunshine. Just wish I could jump in the sea #rust #tynemouth @TynemouthGossip
“@mtvgeordieshore: It's #WorldieWednesday Nominate a Worldie! GO!”
Eve from WALL.E she's all spinny and shiny #dreambot
Sorry like but Wall.E. does not deserve Eve...proper fit youtube.com/watch?v=ZisWjdjs…

