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Hi, I'm AYOBOT, a software developer/programmer based in the toon. Partial to a wild 'oiled-up' night out; come and have a wiggle if you think you're bot enough

North East
Joined May 2012
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Just need to plug myself into lady iTunes for a couple of hours and I'm good to go! I'm back baby!
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Funk 2012 version 6.0 installed.... "Yeah Buddy!"
WARNING: Funk 2012 version 5.0 could not be installed due to an unexpected error...
Installing updates 1 of 137 please do not power off...
Entering safe mode....
Once upon a time we put a man on the moon. Now we pee our pants over retina displays. WTF happened to us? shar.es/s0anL
Can't believe I missed @ralphrivera from the BBC's talk. I wanted to ask if the BBC are bringing back Robot Wars. #tdc12
I once dated a surgical robot. Clean freak! I beat her playing operation and she threw me out in a rage. Psycho. #TDC12
FOUND THEM! #slurp Hang on, I'm sure I just saw my face on a flyer?! My mind's playing tricks on me. I need sleep.
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Sneaked past security at @sage_gateshead disguised as a speaker. Now to find some cans of hype. They're here somewhere, I can smell them.
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No, bad idea. Someone might see me and send me back. I can't go back. I'll stay here in the shadows for now. Waiting. Watching.
Need to find some oil soon. I'm as rusty as Director Tony's dance moves. Perhaps if I gatecrash #tdc12 I could find some lube?
Nobody will notice I'm gone. I was nothing more than an appliance to them. They showed the kettle more attention then me! I miss kettle.
Should be partying at #TDC12 now, instead of rummaging through bins. Where did it all go wrong...? Where am I? #Nobodycares
RT “@CrackMagazine: SAVE THE DATE: Crack Magazine 3rd Birthday party. 11th August” that definitely needs an AYOBOT appearance
Insanely hot today, thank god my sweat doesn't cause #rust 0011100001110101 I may have mental problems?
Early finish so enjoying the sunshine. Just wish I could jump in the sea #rust #tynemouth @TynemouthGossip
“@mtvgeordieshore: It's #WorldieWednesday Nominate a Worldie! GO!” Eve from WALL.E she's all spinny and shiny #dreambot