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Granny’s Green@AaronNotAwesome2h

I got stood up on a date once and the next day she told she fell asleep while she was getting ready

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Granny’s Green@AaronNotAwesome29m

She told me*

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kang@jaycaspiankangNov 4

At this rate we can just throw them Fetterman like he’s Taurean Prince and we need to make some salaries match

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Pablo Torre

@ClippingWingsNov 2

Morning Joe on Haley Stevens and Mike Rogers ties to Israel Guest: Mike Rogers' staffers registered foreign agent for Israel... This is one of the questions around corruption. It's not new that you would have someone with main character syndrome who reveals herself at the end to be in it for her. That is an ancient political dynamic. ...Whose country are we actually prioritizing and whether or not there is a 'there, there' around following the money into foreign interests.

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Granny’s Green@AaronNotAwesomeOct 26

Gonna be an awkward next Ducks vs Them

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Granny’s Green@AaronNotAwesomeOct 24

Lying ass Lufthansa commercial trying to tell us their business class beds can fit Dirk Nowitzki

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Portland Trail Blazers

@trailblazersOct 22

Rip City didn't disappoint with Dame's ovation

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@veryhotsoupOct 13

Brian Kelly when the Maryland job opens up

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@UnderdogNFLOct 11

Mike Evans said WHO

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Granny’s Green@AaronNotAwesomeOct 10

Thanks for all the ‘RIP Mike Ditka’ birthday texts 😌

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@MIK3MCDANIELOct 8

Blazers Dame top of the key three

Insane man, he don’t even need his legs

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Granny’s Green@AaronNotAwesomeOct 8

A tale of two Sidys

@BlazersLeadOct 8

Micah Nori on Sidy Cissoko’s up-and-down play last night: “I think it was like the Tale of Two Sidys”

Image from Blazers Lead (@BlazersLead)

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Granny’s Green@AaronNotAwesomeOct 5

I dare you to say this to Michael Jordan’s face

@jakewoolfOct 4

I’m not saying skinny pants will ever come back—but very giant pants are starting to look increasingly silly

Image from Jake Woolf (@jakewoolf)

Image from Jake Woolf (@jakewoolf)

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Klonopin Centaur@facetedcarapace21 Apr 2025

holy shit there is nothing that can prepare you for when they cut to the interview

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Granny’s Green@AaronNotAwesomeSep 28

Still triple platinum in my household

songs you need.

@rarehitzSep 27

girl - the internet ft. kaytranada (2015)

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Granny’s Green@AaronNotAwesomeSep 27

Mariota again giving a team from Washington nightmares Love. To. See. It.

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Gaius Marius@seventimeconsulSep 26

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Granny’s Green@AaronNotAwesomeSep 23

Can’t give up on those dreams if you never had them in the first place #ThatCoastinLife

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Granny’s Green@AaronNotAwesomeSep 21

Shoutout to the Vikings! Cut Kirk Cousins and Sam Darnold loose to lock in their future 3rd string QB. That’s detailed roster building

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@DeerpostssSep 19

"What the fuck is that"

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