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This one is an L
BECAUSE THE NBA CHANGED THE SCRIPT SO THAT MY $5 PARLAY WOULD MISS WHICH MEANS THIS DOESN'T COUNT
RIGGED ALERT RIGGED ALERT RIGGED ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
(Am I doing this right?)
FREE PARLAY
Because I'm feeling generous
Bulls +10.5 ov Raptors
ATL trannies ml ov Golden State trannies
+201
So Michael Jordan is a degenerate gambler who tries to martingale himself into making money?
Most overrated player AND gambler of all time lol
Marcellus Wiley says Jamal Crawford challenged Michael Jordan to a shooting contest that started with a $1,000 bet and eventually escalated to wagering their cars
“Jamal Crawford challenged Michael Jordan to a three-point shootout for $1,000. Yep, I know what y'all thinking. That's it? I was thinking the same thing. I was like, well, maybe Jamal doesn't bet because I know Michael Jordan gambles. So maybe Jamal's not a betting type like me. So he's just like, ‘All right, put a little skin in the game. Let's go.’”
“Okay, so Jordan won. And then he was like, ‘Dog, $1,000 is for babies,’ and upped the amount to five G's. Now, you know Jamal. He's not a gambling man, maybe, but he ain't no punk either, right? And the boy can shoot. Oh, he can shoot!”
“And this time, Jamal won. Michael Jordan then asked Jamal, ‘What car did you drive up here with? What kind of car did you drive here with?’ Jamal replied, ‘A Mercedes.’ You know, probably back then, what was it? A Benz 190 2.5? Nah, he probably had a 560 SEC with the Alpine kit, whatever the hell that was. That big Transformer-looking Mercedes. But he said, ‘I got a Mercedes. I got a Benz outside.’”
“Jordan said, ‘I came with a Ferrari.’ That Modena or something, right? Whoa! I love it, love it, love it. I love your Ferrari, damn it! Let's bet our cars... So now, you know Jamal ain't no punk. You're like, ‘All right, let's do it.’”
“Jordan went five for five. Remove Crawford's personalized license plate. Get that off of it! What do you think his license plate said? J-Craw Five or something? Took it off and left with his Benz. Took that dude's Benz off of a three-point shooting contest they had. Crazy, man!”
AaronWin33 retweeted
Happy Bday @AirLogic633
A GG33 CAPO
And one of the greatest Numerologists
In world 🌎 history
As a certified knower of ball, these things are sure to happen this year in the NBA
-Clippers will be better than people think (at least 30-35+ wins)
-Rockets will underwhelm, might be a play in team
-Lakers, Celtics, Knicks, 76ers will not win it all this year
This has to be satire lol
🚨👀 Turkish footballer Demir Bey was shown a straight red by a German female referee after telling her on his way off, “You should be in the kitchen”.
It went straight into her match report. Demirbey was handed a 5-match ban and, as part of the punishment, ordered to referee a women's game. He apparently sent off 8 players in that one, and when asked why, his answer was:
"Because women should be in the kitchen."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post fabricates details from a 2015 incident with Kerem Demirbay. He said women have no place in men's football (not a kitchen quote), apologized, and his club had him referee a junior girls' match; he sent off no players or made further comments there.
spiegel.de/sport/fussball…
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ellinikahoaxes.gr/2024/12/27/pal…
AaronWin33 retweeted
Not a good day for picks
But we did get advance
1 of our futures
BREWERS +600
To win the World Series
The other future
Is still alive too
I did NOT have the Dodgers winning the World Series this year
Both the energy and the betting odds should've made it clear
But I did not have them going out like this in the NLCS either
Was hoping the Dodgers would make it to the WS for an easy fade
WS is up for grabs now
Easiest telltale that this is fake: everyone in the know, knows that KEVIN DURANT is gay
Wild story:
One of my friends is texting a girl he met off Hinge. They haven’t even met yet but she’s already being sexual.
She casually tells him her and her friends have a master list of every guy they’ve slept with in NYC.
He’s somewhere in the 80s lol
Some other names allegedly on the list:
Jack Hughes
Harrison Barnes
Anthony Volpe
Jordan Clarkson
Malik Beasley
Noah Synderguard
Kevin Durant
Be careful folks
If the mother was negligent enough to leave her baby in the car, he deserves the car more than the mom does
Oregon man steals a car. Realizes there's a baby in the backseat. Returns the baby and lectures the mom on leaving her kid in the car. Then continues with stealing the car.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post describes two different incidents combined into one. In 2021, an Oregon car thief returned a 4-year-old boy to his mother and scolded the mother for leaving the child in the car. The photos are from a 2018 car theft in Florida, in which the thief dropped off a baby.
snopes.com/fact-check/ore…
Obviously he is
The difference between LeBron and Kawhi? LeBron is smart and covers all his tracks
This is why he has never been busted for PED's, point shaving, or cheating on his wife
I expect nothing to come of this
BREAKING: LeBron James is currently under investigation after NBA owners reached out to Pablo Torre regarding his Fanatics sponsored helicopter 🚨
Pablo Torre famously uncovered the Kawhi Leonard Aspiration deal which resulted in the Clippers losing FIVE first-round draft picks 💀
Could there be some shady business activities happening with LeBron 🤔
(via Front Office Sports)
AaronWin33 retweeted
My personal opinion
If you enter an enclosure as an adult, you deserve to be eaten
And zero harm should come to the animal
Actually, the animal saved the world a huge headache dealing with your underperforming brain
🚨BREAKING: Man attacked by tiger at Yorkshire Wildlife Park after entering enclosure.
• Yorkshire Wildlife Park in Doncaster has confirmed a “serious incident” at its tiger enclosure on Saturday afternoon.
• Yorkshire Ambulance Service was called at 1.33pm, dispatching two ambulances, Yorkshire Air Ambulance and a doctor.
• The park has activated its emergency procedures and is working with authorities to establish what happened. Witness says that "shots were fired."
• The wildlife park has closed and will remain shut tomorrow.
Translation: this book is for all the suckers who bet $5 8 team parlays, spam the over on every bet, and lose 75% of their bets lol
Props to the genius marketing
