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Joined July 2014
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Good morning, Just to be clear following recent widely publicised incidents in the Gosport area, we do not have a company wide ban on people wearing a poppy, we do however tend to turn away knuckle dragging Neanderthals it’s just that they all tend to be wearing one.
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He can't help himself he's got type 2 LIARbetes SwearingKids.com
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Is superlative a superlative?
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I’m dead, and this is what killed me.☠️☠️☠️
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Everyone wants brutal honesty... ... Until you're brutally honest
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Thanks to the follower in Maine, USA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ who bought an "I β™₯️ SWINGING" classic t-shirt Buy one for the "Golfer" in your life here πŸ‘‡ redbubble.com/shop/ap/171061…
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It's the WEEKEND so here's a compilation of #SwearingKids
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Thanks to the follower in Powys, Wales 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 who bought "Fuck off I'm Scouse" merch You can buy yours here πŸ‘‡ redbubble.com/shop/ap/153518…
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🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿SCOTTISH AS FUCK🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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What an amazing set location @ITVSport have got for the #worldcup
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And I thought Benidorm was #AbsolutelyChavulous
Just bounced inty the Greggs in Tenerife airport n it’s got Stella on tap🀣 a degenerates paradise
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Morning Chavs, just checking, do blueberry vapes count as one of your 5 a day?
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Going OUT OUT
"I'd give that 10 minutes if I were you"
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You can always tell when he's lying because his lips are moving
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