ABSOLUTE Batman

I'm going to clean this place up. [Absolute Batman Joins Parody Twitter]

Father why

I am chainsaw man

I'm ripping your arms off

First thing I saw on this app. I hate this

No he's ugly and he stinks

This is bane propaganda I have all me teeth

I'm batman

I seriously have no idea how she did that

No problem Big Green.

@daftcunt97 @Girl_antagonist @RoCkIn_LaMb @HunterXPeace @ManOutOfT1me @The4thQualified @RaidsAgain1955 @NotPrepBatman You are all welcomed to Gotham for the winter

Merry Christmas to all. Including but not limited to @DatsMySecretCap @Hulknaoentender @TheBatGirl0326 @NotPrepRobin @KNOWY0URPLACE @Hotguyblow1ngup @nega_scott @HellblazerJ0hn @Tf_multimuse @CTTNCNDYHALO @Spooky_sours @Mister_Spanky @SuperManAt1 @R3dCheetaRanger @PARODY_FRIEND

Fuck wrong account again

Happy Holidays to all gothamites

She knows magic, maybe she can help him. Maybe.

NOOOOOO

YKnow I had a dog once when I was a kid. His name was ace. He died not so long after my father.

Magic exists and I don't know how to feel about that

Apparently I need a Robin to be a "real batman" so I am accepting applications.