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Crypto iz back

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Joined October 2023
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Phantom was teasing an airdrop in early 2024 btw
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we are all clemente now
Robinhood Chain is our last chance to save crypto
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Robinhood and frontrunning listings and innovative stuff is the last chance the average guy has at making 6-7 figs Better pray they actually start pushing robinhood cause solana/pump is in a death spiral
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In the past niggas would be called out for farming their audience all the fucking time Now niggas farming 24/7 on the pumpfun app and no one says a word Maybe it's because everyone is paid off or maybe it's just that no one gives a shit anymore
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It is incredibly easy to run a profitable systematic farming operation on new pairs / pumpfun It is also difficult to be a random trader who's just scanning coins without any other information edge and be profitable
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Bro who the actual FUCK is reading a callout and tailing on perps
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October is wrapping up There are still no actual memes on the timeline despite the fact that we're trading memecoins. All we have is pumpfun retweeting the people they pay to trade on their app. Maybe pumpfun should have given salaries to the people who used to bagwork and now all fucking quit instead of the 40% bundle farmer.
You don't really see many actual MEMEcoin shills on the timeline anymore And by shill I don't mean the ticker or words or a chart, I mean images and videos, or something like the neet hat or the guy eating tendies daily It's just neet tendies AI chuddy and cets that have some form of content We're all somehow in this memecoin space without any fucking memes... wow. Probably why this place feels SO fucking dead compared to 2024-2025.
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People who say pumpfun has no blame are so cucked I’m not even going to get into the fees and lp stuff, I don’t care about that It’s the fact that they platform, push, and directly pay people who bundle up coins and farm an audience all day everyday
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The actual edge pumpfun has is that they can print green candles and artificially push something to 200m if they wanted to But now that they’re not doing that and ceilings are lower than ever, it actually provides an opportunity for competitors to come and have a chance at taking marketshare
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The thing I'll say about this is Take the top 100 traders on the pumpfun app 100 is a lot. NONE of them would make it if they started today with less than $500. Could probably even extend it to top 300 traders tbh. I also wouldn't make it.
JUST IN: ANSEM SAYS TO STOP COMPLAINING “EVERY KOL STARTED WITH 0 FOLLOWERS. EVERY SELF-MADE MILLIONAIRE WITH $0” “NOT ONE TIME DID I EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT LOSING MONEY ON ALQO MASTERNODES OR DIGIBYTE”
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Lockin and Sigma went to 140m on narrative alone btw No real catalysts, nothing besides a mitch and murad buy. Just people who liked the narrative and held it. 140m. Shit is really unimaginable now....
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I can almost guarantee every person that says " ... the coin just isn't good enough ..." Missed AI, pons, zcat, stonk People just be yapping
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Json getting up there with kadense for top retard
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In 2025 I watched a wallet, that a lot of people knew of back then, of a KID, a 15 year old KID He bought 2-3% of every fucking coin that bonded, and just held that shit Trading like an absolute fucking RETARD He made 2 million dollars within ~30 hours That type of stuff is impossible now Also interesting how everyone knows about kimchi but not a lot of people know about this kid because he wasn't aura farming on the timeline
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Remember the phrase that there's always a bull run somewhere In the past it was buying BTC Then came dropshipping and other forms of reselling Then NFTs Then memecoins It's now AI + vibe coding businesses Don't waste your time gambling on 200k toppers
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If you're not rugging with proxima or draining people why are you even here?
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Not a single person on pumpfun's payroll dares to comment on this 😂
Replying to @guccitos77 @a1lon9
they did not. however, the PNL score they had on their extremely bundled token was removed. they are currently rank #492.
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