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Shared Services Engineering Architect at Bungie, Inc. I also live on a farm, with horses and chickens and dogs and a cat. Go figure.

Seattle
Joined August 2008
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Layoff round 3, yet I am still at Bungie, after 26 years. Mourn the loss, then we stand up for tomorrow.
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Man I am sure glad it is not my job to be on social media. I can just close the app. The continued downward spiral of the internet continues.
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i just ran 80,000 simulations and the aws bill bankrupted me
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For no particular reason, this.
indiana jones fucking up nazis for two minutes
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This is absolutely hilarious Wonder what @JohnKingCNN thinks about @TheOnion giving him a run for his money on the magic wall 🤷‍♂️🤣
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ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down why it's still too early to say exactly which racial and ethnic minority groups will be to blame for each political party's shortcomings this election.
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Black women voting against Trump like Lae'zel votes against mindflayers. White women looking like Shadowheart trying to decide what to do with the Nightsong. LGBTQ women been like Karlach this whole time.
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yourCompanyIsNowWorldFamousForTransparency redd.it/1gkbexn
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I’m now a single issue voter
BREAKING: Elon Musk says Kamala Harris will Shut down X and bring back Twitter if she wins the Election
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
While Musk did say this, as shown in the video posted as a reply to this post, Harris has not made this claim. The claim that she did so is based on a misleading clip from a 2019 interview where she speaks on Donald Trump’s Twitter account. poynter.org/fact-checking/…
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WHAT A GLORIOUS MORNING
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Live shot of corporate media watching the Nazi rally at MSQ.
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“You will learn of a team that went 10-4 the previous year, and returns 20 of 22 starters. It will have the Doak Walker award winner, 3 biletnikoff caliber receivers, and a 7th year QB.” “Wow, sir, they must be really good!” “No.”
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finallySomeoneSaidIt redd.it/1fzjztr
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I would set up a fucking concert venue on my property with the loudest music and the brightest lights, invite all the HOA members, and then not let them in if they showed up. These assholes clearly need to be taught what a real asshole can do.
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To be fair, I’d pour ANY beer out 🤣
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Local Moron Doesn't Understand How Jokes Work
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