@AdamOfEarth@mstdn.social A bit of science, a bit of sarcasm, a bit of something else.
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Joined November 2012
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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me: [peeling a banana] may i take ur jacket lol
coworker also in the break room: do you think other people can't hear you
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ME: honey, it's really muggy out today
WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u
ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
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Sometimes I'm playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over
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you need to be hobbit-maxxing. you should be eating big breakfasts and making dramatic exits from parties. you need to be growing potatoes and drinking ale. you need to be smoking with wizards
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*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*
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If you'll look at this slide, you can see the Death Star's weaknesses here-
*Stormtrooper misses with laser pointer*
*Misses again*
Actually, no weaknesses. Let's move on.
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english teacher: describe a tree in as few words as possible.
JRR Tolkien: no
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Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?
Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
