Liberal in thoughts, conservative in actions. The world is a miserable place, and we are all terrible humans. A cynic.
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once i become lecturer, i go first collect all my students number dey view their status. na how your memes make me laugh i go use grade you. if you like mute me, na your CA be that. if you too post sad stuff and unnecessary motivation, carry over straight.
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I buy bread from this woman, she call her account for me, I enter am, I see say na opay, I asked her the name and she confirm, I press send.
Madam, give me bread, she say she never see alert, opay???
I show her receipt, she shout Jesus, say I for put am for Palmpay because she dey owe opay, na once I snatch my bread move ahead.
Pls I need honest opinions on this 🙏🙏
You brought Shoes to my office, I saw 2 I liked and we bargained and agreed.
Since you're a regular at the office and I've been sending money to you before, I sent the agreed price to your account.
Then, "Haa, She exclaimed, did you send it to my First Bank?" I said Yes.
"Oohh, I'm owing them o, that money you sent is gone like that o".
You now told me that it's my fault cos I didn't ask you where to send to, that I should pay you again cos you didn't get that one.
How is that my fault pls?
Well, mo s'are show e ni small FRAncis, she comport sharp.😭
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See growing up I had it far from perfect but nobody did, so I’m a normal person
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Brad Bird explains that each person's powers in ‘THE INCREDIBLES’ represents an average family unit.
“Fathers are expected to be strong, so I made him super strong.
Mothers are pulled in ten directions at once, so she stretches.
Teenagers are insecure & defensive so she can turn invisible & has force fields.
10-year old boys are energy balls that just go until they pass out.
Babies are unknowns, they could be the next leader of the free world or they could be a bag man, you don’t know.”
(Source: @ThatHollywood)
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reiner and bertholdt being not only titans BUT THOSE TITANS my jaw on the floor
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During my service year I stumbled upon one babe around my area. We clicked instantly and became kinda "friends". On my way back from PPA I'd usually visit with Ice cream and other things she never asked for because she lived just a stone throw from me. So we kinda met almost everyday and I never showed up empty-handed.
On her part she always wanted to see me and ask for one advice or another as it didn't take me long to realise she was into business. As it wasn't costing me anything I just stuck around and tried to see life through her own eyes.
So one day at work I recieved a distress message from her for urgent 2k. She's never asked me for anything so I felt she must've reached rocked bottom. I'd have sent her 10k if she wanted, she was a genuinely nice soul (I thought lol), 30+ at the time, and not so much going on for her at the time so being a 23yo without frontal lobe I felt very sorry for her. I decided however since I was going to her home I'd just slip her the money and some extra personally instead of doing transfer. I had the cash on my already.
Fast forward to close of work I headed straight to her place. We greeted as usual and she explained how down bad she was, I comforted her saying I was her friend and will always give her a shoulder to lean on (ewu 😂). She then left to go take a shower because I just arrived unexpectedly. Well, she went out but left her phone near me unlocked. I couldn't resist snooping because messages kept trooping in endless.
So I picked up the phone and immediately started laughing. Me that has never had a female friend decided to befriend my neighbour and the outcome didn't shock me. It turned out the same distress message she sent me was forwarded to another 100+ men on her contact.
That is, it was only 2k. Assuming all 100+ men came through for her she'd be pocketing over 200k in a single day. My NYSC allowance was just 19k. I checked her account balance and she had over 100k since morning already, minus her previous balance. When I confronted her she started laughing, I was laughing harder. I was going to give my savings to somebody who was gonna milk me.
I left laughing and our "friendship" (or neighbourship??) continued because I had nothing to lose. But that sole experience reinforced my lifelong belief that while there's almost zero roi for a man in a relationship, a man keeping a female friend is on a suicide mission. Top 2 most idiotic financial decision any man can make in life.
