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Compare this to Starmer's Easter post, apparently sent under duress.
Something is deeply wrong in the UK.
Greetings on Easter. This sacred day celebrates hope and renewal. May it bring peace, joy and brightness to everyone’s lives. May the teachings of Jesus Christ inspire all to be kind and strengthen the spirit of togetherness in society.
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“I know you’re adopted,” I patiently explain to my Caucasian friend, Chris Wong, “because two Wongs don’t make a white.”
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I miss the days when deranged killers on boredom-fueled crime sprees had names like Billy Joe and Bobby Sue
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@BurtMacklin_FBI Jarvis needs another intervention.
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I guess that depends on what the meaning of the word 'if' is...
As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing—I would have turned him in myself and led the call for justice for his crimes, not sweetheart deals.
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Support Wayne if you can manage it.
Sorry to keep asking but i know we can get more than this, £150k was raised for Lucy Connoly. Wayne O'Rourke is due to be released in 18 days after spending 415 days locked up for spreading misinformation about the Southport killer (he said he was muslim which turned out to be true) and praising the burning of a car 🤷♀️. Please give anything you can and share.... We've all missed you @WayneGb88 🥰🫶
givesendgo.com/GDR61
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This is all Rudyard Kipling's fault.
Colorado Man Mauled After Attempting to “Join” Wyoming Wolf Pack
JACKSON, WY — A self-described “wolf furry” from Fort Collins is recovering in a Wyoming hospital after attempting to integrate himself into an actual pack of wild wolves near Togwotee Pass.
According to Wyoming Conservation Services, 28-year-old “Lupus Moonhowl” legally known as Brian Sanders was spotted crawling on all fours in full faux-fur attire, complete with a tail, plastic fangs, and a Bluetooth speaker playing recorded howls. Witnesses say Sanders approached the wolves while tossing raw hamburger meat in their direction “as a gesture of friendship.”
The wolves reportedly responded by chasing Sanders nearly 300 yards before “testing his durability” with a series of bites and swipes. A game warden on the scene described the encounter as “the fastest I’ve ever seen someone regret a lifestyle choice.”
Sanders suffered multiple puncture wounds, torn synthetic fur, and “severe emotional disillusionment.” When asked by reporters if he’d attempt to rejoin the pack after recovery, he replied, “Probably not… they didn’t seem very into the roleplay.”
Wyoming officials are reminding the public that, while wolves are fascinating animals, they do not accept cosplay applications.
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everyone has a plan until Catturd hits them in the mouth
Catturd may have done the impossible
I never thought a post could match or eclipse the legendary Barney Frank’s Nipples tweet, but I think this one did. Let’s walk through the brilliance of it:
1. “Dude” - the ideal start to a late boomer/early Gen X post
2. “I was raised in the south” - establishing his bona fides. We come out of the womb ready to fight in the south
3. “I’ve been in 40 bar fights” - this is where the post goes from amazing to legendary. The precision is what makes it great. Not “approximately 40” or “almost 40” or “more than 40” - exactly 40. This man has kept an accounting of his bar fights that would put Deloitte to shame. I’d say he has an excel spreadsheet but there’s no way that man can even open excel
4. “You wouldn’t have lasted three minutes with me” - it keeps getting better. Now we have a physical threat with very strong homoerotic overtones. And the timing is that of a single boxing round. Like Mike Tyson in his prime, everyone has a plan until Catturd hits them in the mouth
5. “Wimp” - this is what takes the post from top 5 of all time to the top. It’s flawless, it’s beautiful, and most important of all, it is pure boomer. The most boomer of boomer insults
Thank you Catturd. We don’t deserve you
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I re-watched a video tonight and was struck by the repetition of a particular theme that sums up the life of the lost:
In all the good times I find myself longing for change
And in the bad times I fear myself
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Behold the definition of pussy-whipped.
The cats won't even thank him in the morning.
Peeled and deveined 3-4 pounds of shrimp, made shrimp stock from scratch, made a dark chocolate roux, chopped and cooked down a boat load of trinity, added stock to roux, added andouille, now I have to simmer about two to three hours and then I let it rest overnight in the fridge and reheat and cook seafood tomorrow before the ball game
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Great piece on Musk's role in a world undergoing seismic political upheaval.
"A postmodern prince is testing his political weight against an elected-but hated-leader of a state so dysfunctional that its main means of keeping order is subjecting the nation’s ethnic majority to colonial-style repression"
On @elonmusk vs @Keir_Starmer unherd.com/2025/01/elon-musk…
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Just a reminder that an X user is in prison, still, for posting 'misinformation' that turned out to be another UK govt cover up, while 'Groomers' roam free.
Free WayneGb88!
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y3…
Grok crunching some numbers on the literalist Biblical interpretation of the age of the Earth. Pretty interesting.
Based on the numbers provided from the genealogies in the Bible:
- From Adam to the flood: 1656 years
- From the flood to Abraham: 292 years (as calculated in the previous responses)
- From Abraham to David: 830 years
- From David to the exile of Judah (which is traditionally placed at around 586 BCE when Jerusalem was destroyed by Babylon):
- Kings of Judah after David (Solomon, Rehoboam, Abijah, Asa, Jehoshaphat, Jehoram, Ahaziah, Athaliah, Joash, Amaziah, Azariah, Jotham, Ahaz, Hezekiah, Manasseh, Amon, Josiah, Jehoahaz, Jehoiakim, Jehoiachin, Zedekiah) - roughly estimated to sum to about 430 years for simplicity, though exact years can vary.
Adding these together:
- Adam to flood: 1656 years
- Flood to Abraham: 292 years
- Abraham to David: 830 years
- David to exile: approximately 430 years
Total from Adam to the exile:
- 1656 + 292 + 830 + 430 = **3208 years**
From the exile to the birth of Jesus, which is traditionally dated at around 6 or 4 BCE:
- Exile to Jesus: roughly 586 BCE - 4 BCE = approximately 582 years.
From Jesus to the present day (considering 2025 CE as the current year):
- Jesus to 2025 CE: 2025 + 4 (or 6) = 2029 or 2031 years.
Adding all these periods together:
- Adam to exile: 3208 years
- Exile to Jesus: 582 years
- Jesus to 2025 CE: 2029 or 2031 years
**Total: 3208 + 582 + 2029 = 5819 years** or **3208 + 582 + 2031 = 5821 years.**
Therefore, according to this interpretation of Biblical history, the Earth would be approximately **5819 to 5821 years old**. However, it's important to note that this calculation is based on a very literal interpretation of the genealogies in the Bible, and modern science, including geological, astronomical, and biological evidence, suggests the Earth is much older, approximately 4.54 billion years old.