2 of my goals from yesterday, if anyone want to #sign me lmk

Couldn't sleep all night after yesterday's Kane's win. Heart felt heavy all night & I even had some headache pills but they didn't help. Woke up at 11 am and had 10 missed calls from my manager asking me why I didn't come to the office. Skipped lunch, breakfast too and still down

Let it be clear that Robert Lewandowski is still the GREATEST STRIKER of our generation. No Ballon D'Or, no sympathy award can change that.

Lamine Yamal was the La Liga Player of The Season, had 40+ G/A and won the World Cup after all even though he wasn't prominent. I'm telling you if it was ANY OTHER PLAYER in his place he would've waled away with the B D'Or. There's no Barça PR, we're always at the receiving end.

Flew all the way to London from Madrid for the ceremony and watched everyone and their mother get awards from premium front row cuck chair while winning nothing himself 😭

They have already robbed 2 Ballon D'Ors off Lamine Yamal and they will find a reason next year too if we win the UCL somehow. They simply won't let him win and keep giving him these consolation "youngster" awards.

If Harry Kane deserved Ballon D'Or over Lamine in 2026, then Raphinha deserved it over Dembele in 2025. It's not even a debate.

If statpadding against Hamburger, Elversberg and Paderborn gives you a Ballon D'Or, then this sport is officially dead.

28 years old 0 UCLs 0 Ballon D'Ors 0 real titles outside France and Ligue 1 Enjoy your useless CLASICO GOALS you fuckin thug, that's what you'll end your career on. 😂

LAMINE YAMAL FINISHED THIRD BEHIND TROPHYLESS MBAPPE AND THEY WANT US TO TAKE THIS SHITSHOW SERIOUSLY 😂😂😂😂

BALLON D'OR FOR WINNING THE BUNDESLIGA AND GERMAN FARMERS CUP 😭 Worst Ballon D'Or winner of all time is now here folks.