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Writer. Standup comedian. Black, polyam, queer/pan. 1/2 of @FrownTownPod. Tweets/views are my own. He/they. God mutes. I block. https://xitter.gq/t.co/npY2iunjbI

Seattle, WA
Joined June 2009
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Grapefruit are just fat, bitter oranges.
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Obama was just more charismatic and a better liar. They are both mass murderers.
How in hell did America go from This to This?🤪
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"Get over racism" 4 black Haitian women found beheaded after being deported by ice. Why aren't we hearing about it? Because they aren't white
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USA in movies USA in real life
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More CEO’s should worry about getting a slug to the spine and adjust accordingly
Paying workers is better than the alternative
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yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr
what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people
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Wow, we oppose both genocide abroad and fascism at home, you really got us here
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Keith Porter was murdered by ICE on New Year’s Eve. His life mattered.
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Like how you brought freedom to Iraqis?
Freedom always prevails!!! 🇻🇪
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Venezuelans take to the streets in rejection and protest against U.S. military aggression.
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America is a terrorist state.
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The United States has no money for its own citizens' healthcare, yet it has unlimited funds for bombing other sovereign nations. Ignoring all international laws, kidnapping leader of another country, only to steal and plunder the oil and minerals that belong to the Venezuelan people! Naked imperialism! The U.S. is the world’s No.1 terrorist!
Venezuelans take to the streets in rejection and protest against U.S. military aggression.
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The same administration that just pardoned a former Honduran narco dictator who trafficked 400 tons of cocaine into the US is now indicting the Venezuelan president based on lies about drugs. This is unbelievable
Nicolas Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, have been indicted in the Southern District of New York. Nicolas Maduro has been charged with Narco-Terrorism Conspiracy, Cocaine Importation Conspiracy, Possession of Machineguns and Destructive Devices, and Conspiracy to Possess Machineguns and Destructive Devices against the United States. They will soon face the full wrath of American justice on American soil in American courts. On behalf of the entire U.S. DOJ, I would like to thank President Trump for having the courage to demand accountability on behalf of the American People, and a huge thank you to our brave military who conducted the incredible and highly successful mission to capture these two alleged international narco traffickers.
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So, in 2026, the United States can hold a foreign president responsible for breaking US law but not an American president. Interesting.
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Venezuela has the largest oil reserves in the world. Trump’s attack on Venezuela is naked imperialism. Blood for oil.
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Bombing Venezuela while coordinating a genocide in Palestine while threatening to attack Iran (again) while destabillizing Somalia while carrying out a heist in the DRC... US imperialism is the greatest threat to peace and security in our world today and it's not even close.
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And Americans ask why others care so much about their elections… the world has to live with your voting choices
BREAKING: The Trump administration has begun an illegal bombing campaign of Caracas, Venezuela, striking various parts of the city.
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I’m so fucking sorry to the people of Venezuela. America is a deeply evil country and the international community cannot let this stand. This is illegal under both international and domestic law.
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We're beyond merely voicing our discontent with this murderous regime. Being vocally opposed means fuckall right now.
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