Adumb 👍

My good friend John smib (or jack Murphy as you may know him) has made the top 100! Everyone say "well done John smib"

cant sleep found clips so old im still on gold falcon. your problem now. see you at den of dragons

Made Wales circuit finale September 11th never forget the date

oh no

At no point did I know what was going to happen

My good friend Jack Murphy (best chrom UK allegedly) entered main bracket for once

Another big smib done. Won dubs in a clean sweep, commanding simple punisher like a pikmin into taking literally every stock with smash art fair. Last event as a SMIB TO, Cardiff next 👀

Just arrived in Warwick who's ready for Avalon arena

Eleven Jack Murphys and one Japer, they beat him to death

2010s memes: the alien dances funny! His name is Howard :) 2020s memes: political extremist Charlie Kirk was brutalised at his own rally. The artificial intelligence living inside twitter has seemingly absorbed his soul into it's image generator

The year is 2036. Smash Ultimate is still the newest smash game. The ice climbers are now top 1. Think about it. In a game of rock paper scissors, the ice climber chooses rock. You understand this and choose paper. Oh shit, what's Nana doing? That's right bitch. Scissors.

Kicked out of kbbq for pressing the button to call staff over and saying "tell em to bring out the lobster! Tell em to bring out the whole ocean!" 43 times

Jevs watching the big smib 3 highlight reel on the way to work

Big smib 3 highlight reel :)

This includes not taking the necessary steps to train commentators on good etiquette with being respectful, both of players and pronouns. Moving forward I'm going to step back from competing at big smib to focus on fully TOing and running commentary so we stay an inclusive space.