if you need me, I’ll be in the Bleachers. Beat the Hell outta Everyone. TAMU ‘22

Joined December 2025
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Alright, someone had to do it.
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BREAKING: Pope Leo doesn’t watch CFB
NEW - Pope Leo XIV says "there is no such thing as a holy war," rejecting any religious justification for conflicts around the world: "Only peace is holy."
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There has to be a weirder one than the Hutto Hippos in Texas, right?
The strangest High School mascot in each state.
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BRUH 😂
You guys will never guess who’s on the saxophone..
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I am not out on Elko… yet. However, if there isn’t a massive overhaul of this offense in the off season, I will be. Our offensive production has been abysmal, there are absolutely 0 excuses. A year 3 Elko team should NEVER look like this.
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🔴 A city official has just confirmed that Waffle House has submitted plans for a location on Bryan's west side at Rudder's Landing, near the Walmart on W. Villa Maria Rd at Harvey Mitchell Parkway. The city still has to approve the plans. It's step one! So, we're officially an SEC town now, right? 😋 – at Texas, USA
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Bryan-College Station is officially an SEC Town. Just heard via @ChipSportsTalk & Bryan Mayor Bobby Gutierrez that Aggieland is getting a Waffle House. It will be near the old Hall of Fame (& where I once interviewed George W Bush during the 1994 governor's race!) on west side.
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Replying to @lukeevangelist_
“Dad tell me about Luke Evangelist’s Waffle House campaign during summer 2022”
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I think maybe we weren’t supposed to make that second half comeback against South Carolina so the timeline shifted and everything has gone downhill since then
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Their “cannon” literally shoots 12 gauge blanks, not to mention so many other schools/teams dim the lights and have fireworks 😭
I have a hot take: The 15 - 30 second scene after scoring a touchdown is done the best at Texas. The fight song, the fireworks, the crowd traditions. It’s so aesthetically pleasing.
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Still love my Coogs. But trust nobody
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I don’t even have any words for this season. This fall off is absolutely unbelievable and unacceptable. Elko needs to be demoted to DC and we need someone new at HC.
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Coaching malpractice
KJ Edwards led Texas A&M in rushing with 8 carries for 43 yards. He had 3 carries in the final 3 quarters of the game. He was averaging 7.4 YPC in the 1st quarter and got 3 touches after that…
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Bama gets their first offensive touchdown with 5:13 in the first half to play. I am very happy with our defense so far.
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Another weekend jam packed full of upsets/almost upsets brewing again it looks like 👀
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Aggie Twitter is such a cluster fuck of emotions right now 😂
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We are getting weird in Tuscaloosa
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Okay Marcel. I’m paying attention.
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