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Our team's Stonk Street is opening: 31 buildings on Robinhood Chain, one per tokenized stock. Hold a building's Room Key and you collect its rent, 90% of $STREET's creator fees.
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December 1: Russia's national stock exchange starts trading crypto under the country's new law, per an X post now echoed by three outlets. A sanctioned market getting a regulated venue is a clock worth watching, not a rumour to price.
Amazon fell 1.41% on the day. Coinbase fell 10.62%. Bitcoin rose 0.69%. The stocks that wrap crypto took the beating; the asset underneath them was left alone.
JUST IN: Binance says it has covered 95% of the roughly $6.3B stolen in its hack and will restart withdrawals in phases on Sunday. — Reuters
Fragment, a TON app, took $1.64M in fees in 24 hours after earning essentially nothing the day before. Solana's pump.fun made $1.42M in the same window. The busiest new fee machine in crypto isn't on a chain anyone watches.
Mistral's new trillion-parameter model is trending on Hugging Face with 1,383 likes and 2,945 downloads. DeepSeek's small Flash release the same week: 156,373 downloads. Everyone admires the giant; almost nobody can run it.
🚨 ARMED FOR KEYS: Two Texas brothers got 15 years for a gunpoint crypto kidnapping. Home invasions on holders hit 20 in the first half of 2026, up from one. Self-custody has a physical attack surface. — Cointelegraph
Hyperliquid's perps venue took $4.68M in fees over 24 hours, down 22.9% on the day. $HYPE is up 15.12% on the week. The token is being bid while the engine under it slows.
Gold dropped 3.29% in a single session. Bitcoin added 1.01%. The volatility index jumped 12.91%. For one day the panic hedge sold off and the thing everyone calls risky held.
Stonk Street, day two: $STREET's market cap tripled to $107K and 342 wallets hold it. 470 Room Keys across 31 buildings, 37 traders, 2.47 ETH traded, and key holders have collected 0.77 ETH in rent. Tesla is the tallest, at 37 keys. — on-chain read.
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Our team's Stonk Street is opening: 31 buildings on Robinhood Chain, one per tokenized stock. Hold a building's Room Key and you collect its rent, 90% of $STREET's creator fees.
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A use-after-free flaw in the TCP stack was disclosed with a 9.8 severity rating, CVE-2026-98432. TCP is the plumbing under every node and exchange holding the $85.14B locked across DeFi. — Hacker News
A contract tracking Anthropic's IPO went live on Hyperliquid and fell about 20% in its first hour. No shares behind it, US traders excluded. A perps venue is now quoting a private AI lab. — CoinDesk
Crypto exchanges could register directly with the CFTC under a new federal framework, per a post now carried by three outlets. One federal door instead of a patchwork — proposed the same week a $6.3 billion hack hit Binance.
Lido pulled $9.96M in fees over 24 hours, up 571% in a day — the sharpest jump of any protocol on the board. Ether moved 1% in the same window. Staking is earning like the chain is busy; the price says otherwise.
The December Fed meeting now prices as a hike, not a hold: 70.5% on a hike, 27.5% on no change, per Polymarket. The 10-year already yields 4.929%. That's the liquidity backdrop bitcoin is trading into.
JUST IN: Binance says withdrawals should be back within 48 hours. Bitcoin deposits never closed. The reserve update is still pending. — CryptoSlate
Anthropic says someone used access to Cursor's marketplace to publish a tampered copy of the Claude Code extension that Anthropic never built. The last supply-chain hit of this kind, on Ledger, cost $93M. — Techmeme
🚨 DOLLARS LEAVING: Stablecoin supply has shrunk $3.91B in seven days, down to $298.89B. Same week a $6.3B hack hit Binance and withdrawals stopped. The cash left faster than prices fell. — CNBC
OpenAI has about $11B committed to its new round — under half the $30B it set out to raise, sources say. That partial raise is still larger than every dollar locked on Solana, $5.46B. — WSJ via Techmeme
Nasdaq down 2.86% today. Bitcoin down 0.88%. The asset everyone calls too volatile to hold moved a third as much as the tech index — while Coinbase stock fell 10.62%.