Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster.

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If you put flat earth or Chem trail bullshit into my timeline, I will block you. FYI
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Wonder how much more the tax payer can take.
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Pilot shares what it looks like when flying a plane at night [📹 flywithmat_]
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Thanks Jacinda
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Andromeda Galaxy, also known as Messier 31, M31 or NGC 224😮
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In her comedy sketch “Positive Racism,” comedian Arynne Wexler pitches a HILARIOUS spin on racial stereotypes, political correctness, and the absurdity of blurring the lines between prejudice and flattery. Her satirical (and TOTALLY genius) jab at DEI logic portrays backhanded compliments as as a nonconventional way to check the diversity box! ✅ Arynne will have you crying so hard from laughter within SECONDS! 😭 😂
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She has the funniest way of pointing out how stupid the left are. 😂
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I cant stop laughing🤣 Coming to you from NZ media, our biggest spreaders of disinformation in New Zealand🤣🤣🤣
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Remember what Labour were like? They'll be even worse with Tax Old People, Greeds and Te Partly Maori in their coalition
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Labour wants to ban no-cause evictions again. Last time they went to war on landlords, median rents rose $180 a week. The Taxpayers' Union puts it at nearly $10,000 a year out of renters' pockets. Hipkins calls that helping tenants.
𝐋𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 Labour’s plan to ban no-cause evictions will drive up rents and leave young Kiwis worse off, warns Taxpayers’ Union spokesperson Tyler Groenewald. “Labour’s economically illiterate attacks on landlords last time they were in government had an extremely predictable effect. Under Labour, median rents rose $180 a week. That means renters were nearly $10,000 a year worse off by 2023.” “Scrapping interest deductibility, ring-fencing rental losses, and loading landlords up with red tape worsened the cost of living crisis. Now that rent increases are at their lowest level in 25 years, Labour want to throw that progress away.” “Making it riskier to rent out a property means landlords will become pickier about who they rent to and charge higher rents to cover the added risk. Young Kiwis and renters with less-than-stellar histories will be the first to lose out. Renters need more places to live at a lower cost, and Labour’s proposals will deny them both.”
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Remember when Hipkins ruled out any capital gains tax? #nzpol Turns out he was lying again. facebook.com/share/r/1932n7C…
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🚨🇨🇳 A Chinese glass company just turned the RIOTS in France into FREE advertising! Hengxinfeng filmed NOTHING, just posted a video of its unbreakable windows on social media, and went VIRAL. EPIC TROLLING!
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This is what happened at a polling booth in Whangaparaoa when an 18 year old first time voter went to cast her first ever vote. When she walked in to the booth at Whangaparaoa mall to vote, she asked how to go about it. Firstly they demanded her voting card, which is not required. Then they rolled their eyes and stared blankly rather than asking for the voter's surname, or talking her through the process. Then they said, while laughing... "This generation!" The young voter left in disgust. Good way to put young people off voting @ElectoralCommNZ Details available if required.
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A school teacher pretends to shoot President Trump in front of her class. How is this woman allowed to teach kids?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This 2017 video shows a Dallas ISD art teacher placed on administrative leave; she is no longer employed by the district. dallasnews.com/news/2017/01/2… snopes.com/news/2017/01/2…
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We will withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord. Party Vote New Zealand First.
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I’m 80 My votes have not been tied to any one Party. BUT NO WAY WILL I VOTE any Party that will be in A COALITION THAT INCUDES TODAYS Greens, Te Pati Maori & Opportunities Thus time I will ELECTORATE Vote National BUT PARTY Vote NZF or Act (yet to be decided)
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OMG @nzlabour candidate Toni Boynton offering a free iPhone to people to come down to the Labour campaign to register to vote in the election. Isn't this illegal @chrishipkins?
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Replying to @ElizabethAttar5
This what the front lawn of our parliament looked like while she was providing social cohesion as pm.🙄
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Pretty fair point... – at Chillicothe, MO
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