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Trash ass 🐷
He saw a running semi and thought he had found the perfect getaway.
The truck driver quietly made sure it became the worst one.
Police in Mount Vernon, Illinois were called to a gas station after reports of a man moving through the parking lot trying vehicle doors.
When an officer approached the 46-year-old man, police say he refused commands, struggled with the officer and ran across the icy lot.
One vehicle was locked.
Then he spotted something much bigger:
An unlocked semi-truck sitting there running.
He climbed into the cab and went for the driver's seat.
That should have been his escape.
Except the actual driver knew exactly what to do.
The trucker disconnected the trailer's air lines, setting the trailer brakes and making sure that rig was not going anywhere.
No dramatic chase.
No heroic speech.
Just a truck driver who apparently looked at the situation and decided:
Not my semi.
Officers reached the cab, removed the man from the driver’s seat and took him into custody after he continued resisting on the pavement.
Investigators also said the man had attempted to take another occupied vehicle before officers arrived.
The strangest part?
His own vehicle had reportedly broken down nearby.
He was arrested and charged with attempted vehicular hijacking, two counts of attempted vehicle theft, two counts of aggravated battery to a peace officer, and criminal damage to property.
He went looking for a getaway vehicle.
He chose one driven by a man who knew exactly how to make 80,000 pounds say no.
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