Geo 🦅🇺🇸

I refuse to live life within the constraints of someone else's idea of normality.

Good morning: For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. -Walter Scott

May your dreams be so unhinged that your alarm clock files a restraining order, your pillow joins a witness protection program, and your bedsheets form a support group for traumatized furniture. Good night.

Good morning: Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory. -George S. Patton

May your dreams be so chaotic that your brain files a formal complaint with HR in the morning. Good night.

Today was The Edmund Fitzgerald Day. Apparently that has become a thing in the Great Lakes states.

Good morning: It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project. -Napoleon Hill

The only thing open past midnight is your browser history and your eyes. Good night.

I just realized it's only Monday. That's disappointing.

Good morning: I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious. -Albert Einstein

Scientists say time is relative… yet Monday always lasts 47 hours. Good night.

I'm trying to watch a 40 minute documentary on YouTube and there's an add literally every minute and a half. This is getting untolerable.

Coffee always tastes so much better on Sunday.

Scientists confirm the weekend is 47% more enjoyable if you pretend Monday doesn’t exist until Sunday at 11pm. Good night.

I was just checking out available movies for tonight. It's not looking promising.

Good morning: Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. -Langston Hughes

Fridays don’t fix your life… they just let you ignore it for 48 glorious hours. Good night.

I’m can now watch HD streams. I may never leave the house again.

My fragile little brain kept trying to make today Saturday all day. So the way I see it, tomorrow is a bonus.

Good morning: The human spirit is stronger than any government or institution. -Fela Kuti

Approaching weekend joy is 90% pure dopamine and 10% the delusion that you’ll actually rest. Good night.