Could you imagine if magic was real but it was like, the magician is a 6 foot tall goth girl and her magic trick is like "haha! Got your nose! Where did I put it? Up my ass, of course!" And by this point you're already gagging right but then she blasts an absolute bomb of a fart
I'll be investing 3 morbillion dollars in Smell-o-vision screens. Soon fat-assed game bosses will be able to knock YOU out with their rancid gas that you'll get hotboxed in with your headset! And yes your tongue will be stained by ass sweat sorry. Price? Iunno like... 3000 bucks?
I've been in deep thought wondering whether I'd rather be nose deep in a hairy and gassy girl butt or a hairy and gassy boy butt. I then wondered if I'd rather have the farts blasted down my nostrils or down my throat.
Decisions, decisions.. what's the best combination?
Name me ONE thing hotter than having your face be used as an ass scratcher for a sticky, smelly swamp ass, I'll wait. Bet you can't cause ummm like it's impossible 馃憖
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Damn my growth has really slowed. If you retweet my stuff I'll let you lick my hole
VR rpg game where you can play and feel stuff like fake heat or whatever at fireball attacks and then one enemy is a like 7 it's tall kitsune lady that charms you then uses you as a throne / fart rag and your nose is singed from the smell. Send post

