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Chef Sparky retweeted
Success requires you to answer just one question
Can you remain consistent in the face of constant rejection?
Chef Sparky retweeted
I don’t trade $BTC, $ETH or $SOL, I don’t trade majors. I only buy and hold them spot
Reason being, I have no info or knowledge about what’s happening in “macro,” and I have no clue which CEO is cheating on who or what Trump is going to say any minute, which could nuke or pump the market
In other words, no info = no edge
If you are not a trading chart nerd like me, stop trying to compete with others at their game
Find your edge and risk your capital where YOU feel comfortable
I have blown up my accounts way too many times trying to draw lines on a chart. That’s just not me, and I’ve finally learned that
+$43,407 on perps (realized)
+$2,325 on memes (unrealized)
+$45,732 is the total trading pnl for the 1st week of November
Perps
- still down around 60% on my $CT position
- up around 30% on my $BTW position
- closed some of my $AGT position
Memes
- finally getting back into memes
- placed a few bets which turned out good
- memes are very fleeting but if I must mention, i traded $RETIRED and $BRUH
- i am fully out of $RETIRED
- i am up 117% on $BRUH (The Bruhvengers), its almost up to $2M, will play accordingly
Starting November very strong, hoping for another $100K+ month
Chef Sparky retweeted
Crypto Wallet & assets security should be your number one priority!
Like, comment & share to save a life!
If you are in crypto, Security is number 1 and it’s also the last. Make sure you are extra cautious and always have the mindset that someone is trying to hack you. What should you do ?
- No keeping of wallet screenshots on phone and handing pictures to people to watch on your device.
- Do not open new wallets in public.
- Stop bragging online about how much you have , because if this hackers pay attention to you , you will wonder how they did it.
- Stop connecting to random WiFi 🛜 as awoof Dey run belle.
- Stop connecting your wallet to DApps you have no absolute trust for, most of them are later converted for evil activity.
- Just be careful; a lot of wallet drains and hacks come with the bear market as the hackers want to remain profitable against all odds.
Stay safe out there.
Chef Sparky retweeted
$5,000 GIVEAWAY TO ONE PERSON THAT COMMENTS BELOW WILL PICK ON STREAM TODAY
We hit $26 Million in giveaways! That's not including leaderboards/wager rewards/lossback
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Chef Sparky retweeted
North Korean hackers keep trying to get the @zama team on a call
Zama’s protocol hasn't been hit. The attacks come through Telegram instead: phishing messages trying to get the team on a call so they can drain a hot wallet
"We get phishing emails from North Korean hackers on Telegram trying to get on a call with us and drain our hot wallet"
Chef Sparky retweeted
+$43,407 on perps (realized)
+$2,325 on memes (unrealized)
+$45,732 is the total trading pnl for the 1st week of November
Perps
- still down around 60% on my $CT position
- up around 30% on my $BTW position
- closed some of my $AGT position
Memes
- finally getting back into memes
- placed a few bets which turned out good
- memes are very fleeting but if I must mention, i traded $RETIRED and $BRUH
- i am fully out of $RETIRED
- i am up 117% on $BRUH (The Bruhvengers), its almost up to $2M, will play accordingly
Starting November very strong, hoping for another $100K+ month
+$139,915 on perps (realized)
-$13,054 on memes (unrealized)
+$126,861 is the total trading pnl of the month of October
Perps
- down around 45% on my $CT short
- up around 300% on my $AGT short
Memes
- barely traded anything, just closed one my only profitable positions
- planning to start a new $10K to $100K challenge this week once I get around it
Had a very tough week with everything around the voting competition but closing the month with $126K from trading alone is a blessing
Strong November incoming ✊🏾
Chef Sparky retweeted
Looking for squad members who want to grind opening chests to acquire these rewards
It's not about the money, I can buy these rewards worth 100x over...
It's about the glory... having something that can only be obtained through hard work
You asked for info on drop rates, so here’s how it works:
The new treasure this season is found in chests just like other items. Treasure drop rates from chests are constant since season launch and don’t vary throughout the day, except during Treasure Hours. Other than Gizmos, you can’t get the same treasure twice.
Every time you open a chest in a normal match, here’s how likely you are to find the treasures:
• 1:1,562,500 - Weekly Gold Outfit
• 1:137,500 - Pirate Shop Access
• 1:7,813 - Weekly Vehicle & Decal
• 1:568 - Weekly Pickaxe or Backbling
• 1:391 - Weekly Jam Track
• 1:272 - Weekly Loading Screen
• 1:127 - Gizmo (any)
During Treasure Hours, including the one earlier today, these treasures have a boosted rate:
• Pirate Shop Access: 1.5x
• Weekly Gold Outfit: 7.5x
• Weekly Vehicle & Decal: 10x
These rates may be higher in future Treasure Hours. If so, we’ll let you know. For instance, during tonight’s 9-11pm ET Treasure Hour, Pirate Shop Access will be boosted to 2.0x and Weekly Gold Outfit to 10.0x.
Chef Sparky retweeted
HE IS BOOKED BEFORE HALF TIME! ✅🟨
WHAT A START 😍
If this wins I'll give £100 to one person who ❤️ this post!
I'll get a 4th wife Insha Allah
1 $SOL and a dream...
$16 ➡️ $40,000! 💥
2,500X 🔒
Quote Tweet what you'd do with $40,000 for a chance to win $200!
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Chef Sparky retweeted
Opened a $250 pack on @CollectorClubHQ
Got an uncommon Pikachu PSA 9.
Made: $33.5 dollar.
Thanks.
🤝 Paid partnership
Chef Sparky retweeted
The Company That Encrypted $100 Million
An interview with @analog_kyle, VP of Capital Markets at @zama 🎙️
0:36 Why everything you own on-chain is public
1:44 How Zama started as a research lab
2:59 Who actually needs privacy
5:33 What encrypting your money really means
8:55 No bridging and no new chain
10:07 Shielding your tokens, and what still shows
13:10 Crypto salaries and the payslip problem
14:30 How this is different from Zcash
17:50 Zero to 100 million dollars in three days
19:58 The vault that hit its 3 month target in 3 days
21:31 Can you shield a cold wallet
23:23 Where the yield comes from
25:07 Tornado Cash, compliance and screening
27:57 The scam DMs going around at conferences
29:07 Robinhood, L2s and Abstract shutting down
31:54 Why they move slowly on purpose
34:51 Acquiring Kakarot and incubating startups
37:42 The token, burns and buybacks
44:07 Wallets, gas fees and getting started
46:27 What happens if a government comes asking
48:28 The next five years of finance
Chef Sparky retweeted
Privacy Privacy Privacy
Why is it so important, who are few of the top projects building towards and around it
We had a wonderful chat with @analog_kyle from @zama
This is a must watch!
The Company That Encrypted $100 Million
An interview with @analog_kyle, VP of Capital Markets at @zama 🎙️
0:36 Why everything you own on-chain is public
1:44 How Zama started as a research lab
2:59 Who actually needs privacy
5:33 What encrypting your money really means
8:55 No bridging and no new chain
10:07 Shielding your tokens, and what still shows
13:10 Crypto salaries and the payslip problem
14:30 How this is different from Zcash
17:50 Zero to 100 million dollars in three days
19:58 The vault that hit its 3 month target in 3 days
21:31 Can you shield a cold wallet
23:23 Where the yield comes from
25:07 Tornado Cash, compliance and screening
27:57 The scam DMs going around at conferences
29:07 Robinhood, L2s and Abstract shutting down
31:54 Why they move slowly on purpose
34:51 Acquiring Kakarot and incubating startups
37:42 The token, burns and buybacks
44:07 Wallets, gas fees and getting started
46:27 What happens if a government comes asking
48:28 The next five years of finance
Chef Sparky retweeted
Life as a content creator is crazy
You post a picture like this and next thing you are having a coffee with a NASDAQ listed company in your neighbourhood
Personal branding is priceless






























