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Comedian 🎟 - Actor 🎬 - Wizard ⚡️- Bald Head Ass Nigga 🌰

Diagon Alley Spending 💲
Joined April 2010
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Aye S/O to Nap! I been here for 60 months and you know what I really fucks with some of y’all so I had to open up my set for ya. “ How You What? ”
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I need a new phone bad.
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Why are emu’s a thing?
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I need.
This is EXACTLY what adult money was made for
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They are ACTING on VisionQuest.
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I want Adrien Broner, his little pet & Chrisean Rock forever erased.
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I can finally go to sleep.
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Real niggas smoke weed and get the job done
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Rest In Peace Professor X 🪽
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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There’s really no reward for paying off your cell phone honestly.
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I just genuinely love being Black.
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Plaid bedspread screams college dorm to me.
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And Uncles are the coolest so FroZone had to manipulate ice.
Brad Bird explains that each person's powers in ‘THE INCREDIBLES’ represents an average family unit. “Fathers are expected to be strong, so I made him super strong. Mothers are pulled in ten directions at once, so she stretches. Teenagers are insecure & defensive so she can turn invisible & has force fields. 10-year old boys are energy balls that just go until they pass out. Babies are unknowns, they could be the next leader of the free world or they could be a bag man, you don’t know.” (Source: @ThatHollywood)
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“I need to start saving more money” me on payday
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Me after any minor inconvenience
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La marihuana definitivamente es para mí. Puede que no sea para todos, pero es para mí.
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I don’t belong in clubs. I belong on a porch with a Blunt and a thunderstorm.
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AT&T been real shitter lately.
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