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Boundless Autism. If you build it they will come. Content Creator for @ElationEsports. Hawkeye

Joined September 2020
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“I fuckin love this place!” -Jon Gruden at an Iowa football tailgate party
This is what the visitors locker room looks like at Iowa
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Every time Jacoby Brissett fails to convert in goal to go I add a page to my manifesto.
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Me when I go down 200-50 this year
You can literally crash any game now... PLEASE FIX THIS. @InfinityWard @CallofDuty
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Myself, @MrOPx_ , @lcedCubes and @AkaBateman are looking for a coach to get us back to a high level of cod. last time we played cod passionately a few of us were t20 seeds. We want that grind back one more time and then some. willing to go hard af. Lmk ASAP ❤️
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Looking at my past self excited we drafted Isaiah Simmons
1 Pick away from Parsons 1 Pick away From JSN 1 Pick away from JJetas
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Hook and ladder is stopped and Iowa is your toolbox champions
HUGE sack from Iowa and there’s 6 seconds left in the clock
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The fella who was in Paris stair glitched me
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Watching Jacoby Brissett attempt to play the quarterback position drives me closer to self harm than anything else ever could.
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Salami lakeman
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Why is Ghost harder than fucking Malenia?
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Fuck VisionQuest might actually be good as hell
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I was fairly sauced and could hardly taste anything but this might have been the saltiest food item on the planet
In the immortal words of colonel sander, “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.” (I’m fairly certain these are cheese curds)
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Just need a cool 78 points from Puka today
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Jacoby Brissett scrambles like he has a full diaper I’m so sick of it
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So Iowa beat Michigan who beat Oklahoma who beat Texas who beat Ohio state So Iowa > Ohio State If we’re not #1 it’s clear SEC bias
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MHJ going to the raiders isn’t he?
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I hate Nebraska and Nebraska fans that cling to dusty plaques and ancient history but Nebraska is pretty good this year. The last game of the season in Kinnick is probably going to be a test.
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Jeremy Hecklinski just gave the best hard count ever
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Dodrio doesn’t even have hands to catch the ball and it’s playing WR. I would be surprised but Marvin Harrison Jr has been doing it for 3 years.
Me and the boys came up with the All 22 of Pokemon from original 150 (no legendaries) I think we nailed it
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Iowa and Cardinals fan. The dichotomy between Saturday and Sunday has always been felt but I never realized to was this bad.
It’s not easy, fun, or stress free, but someone’s gotta do it @tyschmit
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