Akello Jane Mary

bobi wine should resign and lewis takes over party presidency. the earlier it’s done, the better.

Ssebunya Shafik and your cabbage.

Congratulations to the @LadyCranesRugby on their historic victory.

In exercise of the powers vested in me by Article 174(2) of the Constitution, I have named 13 persons for appointment to various government offices. I have directed the Public Service Commission to assess their suitability and advise me accordingly.

I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT: WEEK 2/53 Last month, when I shared photos of my first aqua fitness lesson, idiots on my different social media platforms of Facebook, Instagram and X insulted me because my ageing adult body was in a swimming costume. They body-shamed me for having thick thighs covered in skin with cellulite, mocked my big loose breasts, poked mean jokes at my pot-belly and even ordered me to cover-up my old body. They made piggy-jokes about my body, referring to me as being covered with ebigoddo. They made sexual jokes about the flesh in the middle of my thighs. Some even claimed they found me sexually revolting (as if I was advertising sexual services). Certified idiots! Their insults were many despite the fact that I had explained I decided to start aqua fitness as an attempt to reduce weight after collapsing with hypertension and ending up in an emergency unit of a hospital in Berlin. The idiots were fixated with my adult body. The idiots tried to guilt-trip me with ageist stereotypes, narrow-minded claims about African culture, and patriarchal paternalism “shaming my children”. A young woman even shared an emoji of vomitting after writing about how disgusting she found old people’s bodies. Jeez! In response to all that body shaming, I publicly promised to share weekly photos of my voluptuous adult body in a swimming costume every week. Right here, on my social media platforms of Facebook, Instagram and X, I will shamelessly flaunt this beautiful black bold body of mine in a swimming costume of my choice. And each week, the vultures will come here and pick at my flesh. Bring it on. I have zero chills. I don’t give a rat’s arse about your body shaming. Behold my body in a swimming costume as I exercise to get healthier!