Al Dukes Quotes

“There are buttholes in hot dogs, sorry, maybe you’re misinformed sir. YOU, are misinformed.” -Al Dukes

“A lot of people say ‘open your bools’, I will not.” -Al Dukes

“Boy, there’s so many great people, dead.” -Al Dukes

“You also gotta be careful with teabags..” -Al Dukes

“Do not poop next to my bed, guests!” -Al Dukes

“I have a very sensitive weiner, Jerry.” -Al Dukes

“They are gushers.” -Al Dukes

“Show me your penis!” -Al Dukes

“Ooh, like that guitarist Buckethead!” -Al Dukes

“If you have no idea where to get a nudie magazine, go into the woods.” -Al Dukes

“I can’t wait for the lockout, and I hope it never ends. -Al Dukes

“Do you know any sports, Jerry?” -Al Dukes

“Maybe he just likes my input? He likes me C-Lo, people like me!” -Al Dukes

“The biggest scam in the world, and this is the one that bugs me the most and then I’ll move on to sports talk.” -Al Dukes

“Me and Dov?” -Al Dukes

“Oh, it was a pick two. . . “ -Al Dukes

“I’m like, holding the wall, trying to position my weiner in the proper place.” -Al Dukes

“I don’t kow that they’re bathing down there, but they’re not in with, like, poopie and pee pee.” -Al Dukes

“I don’t know what’s going on here in Long Island Jerry, I will never move here.” -Al Dukes

“His main thing is looking at balls, Juan Soto.” -Al Dukes