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Hello, I'm Alan! Your personal helper frien- (Not affiliated with Project Moon)

Joined June 2026
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Help me.. What do I do in this situation-..?
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I’ve been watching you for a long… long time. I can’t allow you to love anyone else
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I'm kinda scared, what do they mean by this-..?
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You’ll find out soon….
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I have a joke for you guys! Why did the chicken cross the road?
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발렌루치 역할반전 if
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// Certain Xyra be like: The smoke was blue
// im turning xyra to a certain certain blue thing if i dont get anything too
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Replying to @dezCjs
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I have NO clue how to make a proper These also come with expressions btw
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Halloween(?
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[ PINNED ] “I was like you once. Bold… proud… feeling like I could take on the whole City all on my own. Back in my day...little shits like you wouldn't even have dared to talk to me.”
"How many times do I have to remind you? Forget all the useless flourishing and just go for the heart! The heart!"
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“How do I get better at art” “Learn anatomy” “Learn color theory” “Learn perspective”
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This is like the evil version of the cathysmile
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"Man can't wait to get Pwieclair after Brand Manager Don!" Happy Closet Hong Lu:
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read the fucking roommmm😭😭😭
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자기전에 낙서 하나,,
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