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Alan Smith retweeted
if you watch shit like this then you are subhuman and shouldn’t be able to vote
Alan Smith retweeted
Clemson is now 2-8 in last 10 games in Death Valley vs. Power 4 programs.
There is no historical precedence in the last 50 years for similar futility at home.
For perspective during previous terrible stretches:
Between '92-'95 there was a stretch we went 5-5 at home vs. Power 4.
Between '97-'99 there was a stretch we went 4-6 at home vs. Power 4.
In both of those time frames, head coaches were fired (Ken Hatfield and Tommy West)
Alan Smith retweeted
Heartwarming: lifelong New England Patriots fan Barstool Big Cat and lifelong Chicago Bears fan Barstool Big Cat agree to Mayor’s Bet featuring each of their hometown cuisines, fun!!!
Alan Smith retweeted
My greatest fear about marriage is that I'll be working long long days and she'll just be at home marinating her brain in this stuff
Alan Smith retweeted
Longtime Clemson radio host @Mickeyplyler of @TheROARFM shreds coaching staff for lack of accountability, says no one said anything to WR Tristan Smith after he jumped offsides in the red zone Saturday.
Alan Smith retweeted
24 TEAMS!!😱😱😱THATS 12 CHANCES FOR PAT MCAFEE TO TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IMAGINE JMU PLAYS UGA🐾🐾🐾 WE COULD SEE KIRK HERBSTREETS DOG 🐕 🐕🐕🐕 MAYBE THEY COULD SHOTGUN WITH JELLYROLL AND THE SNOOP DOG LOOKING FELLA 🍻🍻🍻🍻 SOMEONE POUR ME UP A DOUBLE SHOT OF WHISKEY🥃🥃
Alan Smith retweeted
Regular season implications gone.
Losing doesn’t matter.
Endless transferring.
Minimal loyalty to schools.
Everything about money.
Conference regionality gone.
Rankings rigged for two conferences (primarily one).
Every year College Football gets worse and worse. Very sad.
Alan Smith retweeted
I dont WANT a South full of Wegman's, bagel shops and Chicago-style pizza joints.
I want roadside produce stands, Family owned fried chicken joints that have existed for unknowable decades and hidden BBQ places.
Looking at Yankee transplants wearing NFL garb from their home state celebrating a Wegmans opening in Charlotte is as radicalizing to me as the mosque opening in Texas.
Go home. Fucks sake, just go home.
Alan Smith retweeted
Dating to Nov. 8 of 2025, Clemson quarterbacks have thrown one touchdown pass against power-conference competition.
One touchdown pass over 242 attempts by Cade Klubnik, Christopher Vizzina and Tait Reynols.
One touchdown pass over almost 31 quarters of football.
#Clemson's offense has lots of issues to address as it goes through the open week, and as it looks toward what's a glorified open date next week in preparation for Charleston Southern. We believe this process of improvement starts with ...
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Alan Smith retweeted
Didn’t even watch the video, but I’ll summarize. Texas will win, but don’t be surprised if Oklahoma wins because it’s a rivalry game. Just saved yall 10 minutes
Alan Smith retweeted
Boomers with 19 paid off properties watching you spend 73% of your paycheck on rent
Alan Smith retweeted
Malachi Toney vs. Ashton Hampton:
- 3 targets
- 1 catch
- 8 receiving yards
- 0 TDs
- 2 pass breakups
Alan Smith retweeted
Well, this was certainly a first... our EDU Officers encountered quite the situation this weekend when they stopped two gentlemen traveling down S. Tryon Street on a couch... Yes, an actual couch. We had questions too. 👀
While we appreciate the creativity, we do have to remind everyone: no matter what you’re “driving” (using that term extremely loosely 😅), please think about safety first. Ask yourself: Should this be on a road… with actual cars… will the sheer shock of seeing this on the road cause other drivers to lose focus and drive unsafely? If the answer feels even slightly like ‘yes,’ maybe rethink the ride.
As a rule - probably best to leave the mobile furniture displays to IKEA. 💁♂️
