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Chicago
Joined June 2013
If you know anything about me and my love for Star Wars, you know that at the top of it all is my love for Ahsoka. With that, here is my encyclopedic knowledge of the character for @thedailybeast #Ahsoka thedailybeast.com/obsessed/a…
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Alani Vargas retweeted
found a gem
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Big trouble here for Scott Jennings. A $72.5 million defamation lawsuit is no small matter, especially when the allegations involve a manipulated video and a fabricated quote. This could get very ugly for him. It’s about time this sort of deception has consequences.
NEWS: @hasanthehun is suing @ScottJenningsKY for defamation in DC district court, over Jennings claim that Piker endorsed lynching. Piker asking for $27.5m in compensatory damages, $45m in punitive damages.
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Alani Vargas retweeted
God has decided to give this guy the strongest "I was right" run of his life.
Hasan Piker found out that the woman who wrote smear articles about him, accusing him of awful, untrue things, just exposed the fact that she was paid $1500 by Ethan Klein to write those articles. This is fucking wild. She admitted in her statement that she still hates Hasan.
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i have not watched enough horror movies this october and that alone is a tragedy
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and they wanna talk to me about some damn “noah wyle” when we have this at home girl wtf.
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remembering when we all thought this was mephisto playing with her... you just had to be there.
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It is CRAZY when u talk to pro-lifers and you say “pregnant person” and they do the WHY DONT U SAY WOMAN and u reply “bc a 12 year old can get pregnant and I wouldn’t call them a woman but you prob would idk” and they just. Don’t reply. Lmao.
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insane just how much better this song is when it’s sung by someone who can actually sing
now that everybody is tuned into rebecca black, can i introduce the greatest cover of all time
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he will always be the strongest avenger
Mark Ruffalo makes a surprise video appearance at Macklemore’s “Free Palestine” concert and says: “There will be no peace until there’s equality.”
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Close enough, welcome back Leslie Knope
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about to abuse the hell out of this gif
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the chronically online you have to be to understand this #dwts
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Over 4 million Palestinians are not allowed to vote so again I answer: yes apartheid.
And again, I ask: apartheid?
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close enough, welcome back leslie knope in the pit
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Oh he DONT play around
Gut das es solche Menschen gibt👏👏👏
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THE SILENCE AFTER THE 4 #dwts
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what a time we’re living in to be getting the devils reaction videos
“Noah Wyle is people magazine’s sexiest man alive”
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but no one says christopher abbott should apologize for making billy look like an asshole, the misogyny
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Coach Jackie flew out to the ballroom to deal with him herself #dwts
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amber’s reaction to shirley giving a 4 i’m crying
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