he did a restraining order on me so i bought him a jeep grand cherokee to prove I loved him. daenerys tankie. it’s teddy.

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where are you going teddy u in an old man mask putting on a cloak with a basket of raw meat: out
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June Squibb, you’re crazy girl
October 26, 2026 Blind Item #8 Speaking of fetishes, this wannabe EGOT actress(nominated or won for everything but a Grammy) is married. Good luck ever seeing her with her husband. She is A list. She loves random bar hookups. She wears a wig. No one recognizes her. She takes them back to her place which she uses for hookups. It is more sterile than a convention center hotel. There will be volumes of books written about this actress. She is by far the strangest actor of this generation.
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It is CRAZY when u talk to pro-lifers and you say “pregnant person” and they do the WHY DONT U SAY WOMAN and u reply “bc a 12 year old can get pregnant and I wouldn’t call them a woman but you prob would idk” and they just. Don’t reply. Lmao.
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Like it’s trans inclusive and also just BASIC FACTS that literal girls get pregnant
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Maybe one of the greatest things anyone has ever said seconds after completely shattering a glass door
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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nugget still obsessed w the anti asian squeaky ball
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French TV show Affronter Votre Pire Cauchemar ('Face Your Worst Nightmare') confronts rockstar Lestat de Lioncourt with 36 singing children dressed as the half-brother he accidentally killed by throwing him off the roof 10 years prior.
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when nathan fielder needs to trick a man into marrying him so he can continue building his uber sleeper cell
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My favorite NFY bit will always be the gas station rebate when they have to camp overnight and the boys’ tent pranks the girls’ tent and Nathan breaks bc he’s laughing so hard it’s so cute
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My second fave is the pet goodbye at the vet when the little boy is HORRIFIED LMAO
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I love texting my mom the link to the trailer for The Debut and saying “I LOVE Julianne”
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I got a cat and he's kind of the best! His name is Maurice. He was a stray in my girlfriend's yard in the Bay Area and I just fell in love with him (and his adorable meows).
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how I read most tweets
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U guys will never guess who got a haircut today and didn’t bite anyone
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It is His Time
People Magazine teases the 2026 Sexiest Man Alive
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When he goes “Paula read your book” and then he shoves Liz into the wall lmfsjfnffjdkssk
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people will be going to hell over this but please help if you can !!! who scams a seal rescue 😭
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Debating finishing tvd but knowing Klausoline don’t get together is lowk making me want to kms
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