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Darth Alba

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Joined February 2024
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George Costanza: master of the "serenity now" sword technique
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"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, Jerry!"
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But resistance was futile Jerry, it was futile.
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When you finally reach the counter at the DMV and it's an overweight black female with a blonde wig.
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