There’s a new trend called “Has Cristiano Ronaldo scored on your Birthday”? So I just Googled it and yes, he scored a hat trick on my birthday in 2014, and then again in 2017 😊
Dating a Jehovah’s Witness girl is economically and financially advisable…
No valentines gifts, No Christmas gifts, No birthday gifts… just buy her umbrella and sandals 🫴😂
Who do I call to cancel adulthood? Childhood was free version. No subscription payments, No rent bills… I can even downgrade to a time when I didn’t have to pay for anything.