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sporadic tweeting at its finest

Toronto, Ontario
Joined April 2018
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who said ‘party pooper’ first and thought that it should be a saying
🚨 OCAA ANNOUNCES STRUCTURES FOR 2021-22 WINTER SPORTS 🚨 ocaa.prestosports.com/sports…
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We bacckkkk, baybeeee #GoHawks
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i’m sorry this should be illegal .. and ‘no mess’ ? girl this is gonna take longer to clean up than to put 6 bowls in the dishwasher
what a normal and ultimate spaghetti hack!
I’m confused how people who live in places where it’s always gloomy outside get their happiness??? From within??? Could not be me
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iconic.
Happy 10th birthday to this album😭😭😭
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"Hmm, the only guy left is Chara? I'll just tidy up these sticks so nobody trips"
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The Leafs bench doesn't even look excited for Matthews' goals anymore. They just look like they're struggling to comprehend how he's doing this.
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The Nile as seen from the International Space Station
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“The Leafs are dirty” The Leafs:
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Post a picture of your dog when you just got them
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After having reviewed the new provincial regulation, @YRP will be taking a balanced approach to enforcement and will not be conducting random vehicle or individual stops. Read our statement here: bit.ly/3x5KY0k
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Are you really Canadian if you weren't completely traumautized ordering Iced tea in the States for the first time?
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Yall want this frantic about 3K ppl dying A DAY enough to stay in the house but 6 cases of blood clouts out of 7 million got yall saying "see this is why i didn't get the vaccine". Alrighty
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☾ 🔭𖨆♡
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I drew this
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do i want to spend another $90 for my fourth sweater? no. will i? absolutely.
‘you matter’ spring collection the return of your favorite hoodies available april 18th @ 10:15 PM est youmatter.com