@AlexCimorelli
Joined April 2009
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My wife and I voted. It was pleasant and quick. Go vote if you haven’t already!
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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness15 Sep 2024
Officials on why Trump did not have SS protection surrounding the golf course: "He isn't the sitting president"
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“Real quick, there’s a yeti in my bathroom and a reindeer in my closet.”
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“If you receive a letter written in cursive from someone, you’ll be mad at them, but they are definitely cooler than you. Waaaaay cooler than you.”
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“You’re getting mad at me because I’m pointing out that you’re imposing limits on yourself and I’m telling you that those limits don’t exist.”
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“It would suck if I caught on fire.”
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“How did we get to talking about my grandmother?”
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“Muffins are not sweets! They’re a breakfast item!”
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“I’ve been fantasizing about eating an entire tri-tip tonight”
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“I have a friend who went keto for twelve months and is now schizophrenic”
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The best part of twitter is Lauren getting back on here
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“I remember campaigning for Ronald Reagan when I was in 4th grade.”
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Listening to Virtual Boy in Tokyo, as one does @Preston_Walker @kinghenry
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“What’s your favorite TV show?” “Say black mirror and I’m yours”
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“My eyebrows are definitely a visualization of my vanity.”
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Shoutout to @Delta for making the most entertaining and trippy safety videos, thanks
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Just saw a very stereotypical LA family. Very odd.
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Our capacity to love is dependent, in paet, on our ability to suffer, our integrity, our own wholeness.
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There is something incredible about having no idea how much further you can go. Limits? Who knows
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