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I’ve got lots of thoughts and opinions but I’m also kind of an idiot so idk you’re in a tough spot. 🇯🇵

Joined April 2012
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NYT Connections categories are like - Animals - TV families - Surgical tools - My uncle’s dying words in 1978
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Ugly, racist, built like a trapezoid, ketamine addition, terrible taste - pick a struggle god damn
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JUST IN: Haley Stevens threatens to leave the Democratic Party
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SNL should invite Kate McKinnon back to sing hallelujah again on Saturday
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My name is Alex Elmore and I’m running for president of the United States.
We turning data centers into imax theaters
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Not now kitten, daddy is cyber bullying right wing crybabies on the internet
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Opened my door and saw at least 10 halal carts with inscriptions of the Quran. They’re blasting Ethel Cain and offering free abortions. America is over.
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Dave Portnoy must remove all lifts from his shoes or face the consequences.
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Bring back Inside the Actors Studio
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Mountain Dew has 24 hours to develop a matcha flavor.
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A bunch dumbasses in Stearns county are trying so hard to not cry rn
Congratulations to Rep. @IlhanMN in Minnesota's 5th congressional district! Standing against genocide is good policy and good politics! #MN05
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Alex Elmore retweeted
Tearing down all the data centers and replacing them with Criterion Closets.
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Bad night for people who hated popcorn reading in school
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Why’d you stop tweeting?
Send a message to the corrupt media, corrupt Democrats and corrupt leftwing politicians who want to steal your future and destroy the inheritance of your children. Get to the polls and protect the ones you love.
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Where y’all at @GOP
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Democrats to every MAGA chud tonight.
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The husky
Does anyone know how Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans came to be @Brewers fans? I need @nathanfielder to explore this subplot in the sequel to “You Can See Everything.”
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Top 5 of 2020s OBAA Zone of Interest Red Rooms Nickel Boys Avatar: The Way of Water Killers of the Flower Moon, Brutalist, Blue Heron, Evil Does Not Exist, Tar, Janet Planet, Rap World, Asteroid City all *right* there.
Top 5 2020s OBAA sing sing Zone of Interest Nope Trap
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Like oh my god man 💔💔💔💔💔💔
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