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Sliding tackle enjoyer. NUFC

United Kingdom
Joined September 2015
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Local journos being so reluctant to criticise the shit show that was last season but here like vultures now looking to create division. They don’t write for you, they don’t write for the fanbase, they write whatever their mates want.
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The worst thing about us is that we don’t have anything to fall back on. We don’t have any basic routines to create chances: a set piece threat, a little triangle, a crossing routine. We rely on individual brilliance to score and don’t have any individuals who are brilliant.
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I don’t think the tactics are helping but I genuinely think our squad is shambolically assembled. The midfield is a gigantic series of square pegs in round holes.
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Always found the discourse arround Villa a bit baffling, feels like they’re given the benefit of the doubt a lot more. Everyone’s saying Emery has done well with a bad hand and yet they signed some great players and are sat below us who are having a bad start.
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Glad Romesh won but Michael Sheen locking in and pressuring everyone really sealed it
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If I see anyone other than Osula starting at CF ever again we riot
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Shot volume shot volume shot volume shot volume I’ve been saying this for ages. We do actually create chances and get in the box of the opponent but nobody fucking SHOOTS
What if I told you, none of these attacking opportunities ended with a shot on target.. Jaissle has to show flexibility in his tactical approach, 100% agree, but his players need to show quality too. It’s easy to say 1 shot on target, but how many chances should have ended with a shot on target? #nufc
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Reading this and being really confused why they’re gambling in Saudi Arabia at first
Just witnessed a bloke at Mecca in Beeston get a full house in 37 calls. 4.8m to 1 odds. Anyway he's won 50 quid
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Didn’t realise Coventry fans were this strange, in the replies here for no reason. I guess it makes sense since nobody would be sad if coventry sank into the ground
The major red flag here is Aston Villa aren’t a great team, not even being spiteful cos we’re losing but they’re no where near what they used to be and they’re still light years ahead of us. Terrifying
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Jaissle made some baffling decisions but it was nice to see he finally ended the MFP striker gimmick and played a proper midfielder in the 10. The main problem is our forwards, plenty of square pegs in round holes, nobody has the bollocks to take a shot unless it’s on a plate.
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He’s gonna have a hard time and the selection mistakes aren’t helping but our squad is beyond dire
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All of our attackers are fucking shite, except maybe barnes cos he can occasionally score.
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As much as we had half the universe calling for the end of the midfield 3 last year we absolutely have to ditch playing a 10, especially one who’s a striker by trade.
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The moon landing episode of Mad Men is genuinely sensational
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😭😭😭😭😭 we are shit
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Everyday our fans talk about our CF options and who we should’ve signed. The answer is staring you in the face, it’s William Osulas time to shine
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hang on they’re blowing the whistle early now??? he was onside??
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Has Gravenberch got worms for brains YOU’RE ON A YELLA SON
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Still looks wrong seeing Liverpool XI’s without Salah, my brain gets confused cos it normally just automatically puts him top right
Playing City without a striker and Cody...👀
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