@AlexKintner3

Into 1970's television, 1980's music, low budget British comedies, cats, anti-depressants, weird tea & robots.

Joined February 2020
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Being the youngest of 3, I was never privy to the lone maraschino cherry in the Libby's Fruit Salad.
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A haunted house for corporate employees
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kabak dogması
@kabakdogmasiOct 26
Günaydınn Haftaya zıpkın gibi fişek gibi giriy..
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@wrzlOct 25
The moment he discovered that light is both a wave and a particle. He'll make a fine quantum physicist.
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Anyone want in on a Kalshi bet whether or not I do yardwork today?
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Walmart delivered the wrong crumpets again. 😑
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It's a shame that the future fashion forecast of Logan's Run never came to pass.
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Brilliant
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@wrzlOct 24
Once upon a time, before the internet …
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Yeah but in middle school I could rock out a pretty tight Hot Cross Buns.
Sean O'Neill@SeanOhhhhOct 24
Can't remember the last time I saw somebody get down on recorder
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Sleep-deprived online shopping is the new drunk shopping. Bought a Halloween hat for a dog I don’t own. He’ll love it.
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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohlerOct 24
Bought my Ozempic from Temu and now my bones are magnetic.
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These profound posts were recommended on my feed this morning.
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@wrzlOct 25
Puppy falls asleep in news anchor's arms during broadcast and gets adopted in no time
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So many questions
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Is this new Waze voice really gonna help you arrive on time?
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Think I might dress up as one of the random drummers from Spinal Tap this year.
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You can add protein powder to any cocktail.
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Who needs a '"good morning" message when you can literally get a "your package is on the way" notification?
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I still haven’t found the perfect Thompson Twins tribute band.
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Dressing up like a haunted Roomba this year. Just wandering aimlessly, bumping into things, and screaming internally when I get stuck in a corner.
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